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Relish - Dusk Til Porn Soho: the Dark Heart of London. A seething mass of sex
shops and nightclubs populated by the seedy underbelly of society: the desperate,
the weak and the unloved. Lurking undetected in this den of iniquity is an even
greater evil: The Vampire. Jon Harker has had a bad day at work, but it's about
to get a lot worse. Recounted from the police station, this tragic love story
is told to two police inspectors, DI Topperov and DI Nurmi. Stumbling blindly
into a nightclub Jon chances upon Venetia, a tired vampire who wishes to leave
the night and step into the light. He takes her home much to the chagrin of
her psychotic clan brethren. However back at Jon's apartment, the meeting definitely
proves to be love at first bite, sending Jon into a dream like reverie, with
two vampiric beauties. Jon's rude awakening however comes in the form of Headcase
and Makepeace, two Nosferatu Hit men, who have come to tie up any loose ends.
Taking him back to the Hellfire club he is granted an audience with the asthmatic
Glad The Inhaler, or Gladys to his mates. Gladys deems that Jon should be taken
on the hunt, to see if he has the makings of a creature of the night. Whilst
Headcase and Makepeace take John on the hunt, we witness a vampire couple in
the throes of passion, unable to control their wild urges for the pleasures
of the flesh. Jon is led to a young lady of the night and forced to take her
to a disused basement to satisfy the hit men's insane lust for blood, but he
cannot bring himself to kill and instead ends up impaling her on his "beef"
stake. Headcase takes umbrage to this whilst Makepeace take care of the hooker,
but Headcase's unstable antics give Jon the perfect opportunity for escape.
Gladys deems that Jon should be taken on the hunt, to see if he has the makings
of a creature of the night. Whilst Headcase and Makepeace take John on the hunt,
we witness a vampire couple in the throes of passion, unable to control their
wild urges for the pleasures of the flesh. Realising Jon has failed the hunt,
Venetia must prepare for her ending, and Gladys and his entourage gladly provide
one before sending her into the harsh sunlight of the dawn. When Jon Finishes
his tale of woe, DI Topperov does not believe his story and goes to get a coffee.
Meanwhile DI Nurmi takes a lunge over the desk and takes him to the dark side
of the (police) force. DI Topperov returns and joins in, until Nurmi "cops"
a packet off both of them. But not is all as it seems, as Nurmi has started
to look a little off colour
Private - Millionaire 2005 AVN Award Winner! 2004 Venus Award Winner! 2004 International
Erotic Film Festival Winner. Millionaire has been one of the adult industrys
most awarded and most successful blockbusters of all time The story revolves
around Helen Morris who discovers a secret that will lead to the location of
millions of dollars worth of Nazi treasure hidden during World War II. The location
will only be revealed when all 4 pieces of a treasure map are found. The only
problem is that each piece is hidden in a different location around world. Part
1 of this two-part tale takes you to Berlin, Paris, Moscow, Rome and the Caribbean
paradises of St. Martin and Santo Domingo where some of the most beautiful girls
on the planet get their asses filled to the brim with thick cocks! Certificate
18 - UK Compatible - 90 min
Private - A taste of Pleasure The subtle aroma of sex envelopes you, its smell
excites you, its perfume transports you to ecstasy... Let the aroma of the most
exquisite women invade your senses, give in to the most lascivious seduction
and enjoy the height of sexual pleasure while you seek the perfect perfume!
Certificate 18 - UK Compatible - 90 min
Barely Eighteen Number 1 Enjoy the thrill and excitement of becoming sexually
aroused as you watch 5 innocent teenage girls in their dirtiest scenes ever!
Gain arousal quickly as you watch these horny teenagers indulge their wildest
horniest fantasies for your viewing pleasure! Drink in the eroticism of this
highly sexed DVD with your lover for a steamy night of hot and horny passion!
I never thought sex could be so much fun! Certificate 18 - UK Compatible - 90
min
Night
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To The Manor Porn To The Manor is the Quintessential Porno Spectacular about
upper class knobs and twats in the 'CUNTry'... Meet Martin and Martha Muck,
a fabulously wealthy couple who live at Dribble Manor. With time on their hands
and filth on their minds they are constantly dreaming up ways of satisfying
their wanton lust! Whether it be with their new maid Fanny, or other members
of the 'ariscockracy' they stop at nothing to quench their desires. This afternoon
Martin's sister Sophie is bringing her best friend Tamara down for tea. Fortunately,
Tamara leaves her manners at home and Martin shows her 'Dickens' in the Library.
Meanwhile in the bathroom, Sophie discovers the delights of Martha's 'cuntry'
seat! Not content with just Martin's knob, Tamara goes in search of more action
and catches Sophie and Martha at it in the bathroom. What ensues is an absolutely
fabulous double-ended dildo session that makes a cucumber sandwich look like
the fish of the day! After the afternoon's 'sexcursions' Martin and Martha entertain
their friends Simon and Sarah Stiff for dinner. Amongst the beautiful pictures,
tapestries and statues of their wonderful manor... the Mucks and the Stiffs
'suck, fuck and buck' their way through the final scene Certificate 18 - UK
Compatible - Run time: 84 min
Customs & Sexcise Ever been stopped at Customs and thought 'Oi Oi!'
is it the size of my package or are they just pleased to see me? Welcome to
the sleazy world of Customs and Sexcise where 'Uniform' meets 'Licence to Probe'.
Officers Groper and Grinder, a couple of right horny fascists, have been called
in for a big debrief with their boss Miss Domina Trix. She reminds them of the
cardinal mottos of Customs and Sexcise 'To Persecute The Travelling Public'
and 'To Tamper With People's Packages'! Scene 1: Dissatisfied with their efforts,
Miss Domina Trix whips them into action. Having dispensed with Officer Grinder's
er...grinder, Miss Trix administers further discipline to Officer Groper's simpering
pussy, driving her point home with her favourite 'fascito' nightstick! Scene
2: Back on duty, Grinder gets his hands dirty with Miss Chelsea Fista, whom
he suspects of smuggling a trunk load of filthy sex toys. Unimpressed with her
claim they're souvenirs for her Aunt, he plies her various orifices with the
tools of his trade to convince himself of her innocence! Scene 3: Meanwhile
upstairs in the flight attendants lounge, Mi le High and Elena Cross Czech enjoy
some pre - flight entertainment. Their pouting pussies like nothing better than
to be pummelled with a monster duty free double-ender, giving new meaning to
the phrase 'Deep Vein Thrombosis'! Scene 4: Back in the Customs hall Groper
has some rather pressing VAT issues to deal with. Unhappy with a quantity of
Italian shoes, Groper makes the passenger pay off the excess in unique ways.
Struggling to keep up with the maths, Groper's willing victim is taken to limits
that will bring tears to your eyes! Scene 5: Finally, late arriving passenger
Miss Anna Spunja arouses the interest of Chief Immigration Officer, Mr Hindrance.
Intensive probing is required to determine her 'cuntry' of origin. Slipping
her in the back entrance, Groper & Hindrance eventually decide that they're
very happy with all her credentials and stamp her passport 'Double Entry'! Certificate
18 - UK Compatible - Run time: 96 min
Pump Friction You've heard of The Spice Girls, well welcome to The Muff Club
where the muff ain't so tuff! A female group of Lara Croft-style gang
bangers that definitely pack more nosh than Posh, the Mufflets Pink,
Yellow, Red, Green & Blue - sure know how to take and administer it 'Lock,
Stock & Cock' in a heist movie thats often more 'Snatch than snatched'!
The Initiation The Club are 'beaver'-ing away in their hideout preparing for
the latest job, but first they have to educate a new recruit in their nefarious
ways. What ensues is a sensational five-girl, lesbian gang-bang daisy chain
with darting tongues and invasive hands saturated with glistering muff juice!
The Fucknap The gang has split up to carry out their various tasks and Pink
and Yellow Muff have taken a Company Cashier hostage. Failing to extract the
key for the company safe using conventional methods, Pink Muff tells Yellow
Muff to 'fuck the key right out of him'! After all sorts of sexual shenanigans
and 'funny business', the cashier reveals his true anal nature and releases
the key from his chocolate pocket! The Heist Armed with the key, now Blue Muff
deploys her ample charms! Having blagged her way past security as a pizza delivery
girl, she reveals a whole lot more to the guard than just her topping. Their
subsequent humping and bumping is spicier than a Pepperoni Pizza. Comatose from
this 'hot-beef injection', the guard comes-to 'bagged and gagged' as Blue Muff
exits with cash and gems. 'So long, Sucker!' is left ringing in his ears! The
Payoff Back at their hideout, Iron Muff (the boss) is savouring the loot when
Red Muff surprises her with a special bonus a traffic warden whose being
giving her regular grief. What follows is traffic violation of the worst order
as angry muff is parked all over him! The girls take it hard in the 'boot' while
their victim is left 'feeding the meter'! With a thumping, pumping sound track,
Pump Friction is a retro porno classic. Certificate 18 - UK Compatible - Run
time: 1 hours 30 min
Rogue Traders Scene 1: Electrician Meet Mark the Spark. He's a real live wire,
and he's out on another outrageously priced house call. He's a dab hand at plugging
things in, and when you're at work he likes to keep his massive tool in your
wives box
Scene 2: Sales Woman Door-to-Door salespeople are parasites
at the best of times. They prey on the Elderly and the insanely bored, selling
them things that they will never use. This little lady is always on top of her
game though, and knows exactly what your wife needs to get her through the long
and lonely day
Scene 3: Milkman The noble Milky. Delivering Milk and children
that don't look like their father's since Pony met Trap. With a doff of cap
and wink of eye, these lusty fellows give your wife a good seeing to whilst
you are busy working to pay off her obscene credit card bill. Ungrateful cow.
Scene 4: Mechanics Mechanics. The craftiest of all trades people. This poor
Punter is about to be screwed in more ways than one, because although this greasy
girl knows exactly how to handle a tool, she knows absolutely fuck all about
cars
Scene 5: Plumber No one seems to want to be a plumber these days
not surprising really, when you consider that the main stay of their workload
involves pipes that transport shit. They are also paid handsomely for their
trouble, and sometimes people just can't afford to take the plunge
Beware,
Beware, rogue traders are everywhere. So next time the Electric goes, or your
toilet gets blocked, take Relish's advice. Stick your hand down the toilet yourself!
Certificate 18 - UK Compatible - Run time: 129 min
Lessons In Love Welcome to Lessons in Love, where we at Relish have gathered
together a smorgasbord of five fun filthed stories for your viewing pleasure
where learning to love is as easy as saying ABC - Anal, Bum, Crack. Scene 1:
Gym Meet Lucy, an aerobics teacher who only has achy boners on her mind. This
dirty little minx loves nothing more than keeping a few sweaty bodies after
class, stretching more than just their tired limbs. Scene 2: Detention Taylor
is a very bad girl indeed and is on her way to her fourth detention this week.
She has no interest in academics but takes a 'big interest' in her teacher,
Cleever-Dix. Amazingly she devours any square root going and achieves top marks
in all her 'A' levels ~ clever girl. Scene 3: French Today Milly is going to
be all things French - ooh la la Madame! She is going to see her French tutor
Mr Croque- Monsieur, that's ham and cheese toastie to you and me, for extra
work on her French oral. Milly loves the taste of fresh baguette in the morning
and there is no shortage of beef and spuds as the scene ensues. Beef crisis,
what beef crisis! Scene 4: Art It's their favourite lesson of the week and our
girls are on there way to nude art class. Last week they paid particular attention
to the cock and the balls, but his week the girls will be testing their stroking
technique and a paying special attention to those darker areas. Scene 5: Manners
Manners maketh man or so they say, but the right sexual etiquette in a woman
is just as important. Chloe, our student is being the taught what to do and
not what to do in all the areas of love - making. This week's lesson is how
to give the perfect blowjob, let's hope she remembers to take her gum out! Certificate
18 - UK Compatible - Run time: 116 min
Sexposé!
Swingers Welcome to the second film in our Sexposé series where we continue
to expose the truth behind the saucy world of adult entertainment in the UK.
This time our cameras will be joining Guy and Cheryl Nugget as they prepare
to host their very first Swingers party. As ever, our intrepid reporter Joe
de Grecco rides shotgun with Guy and Cheryl and their friends to reveal many
of their secrets. We open the door, on a sex -fuelled world
huh and they
said the sixties were swinging!! We capture every moment, from Guy and Cheryl's
last minute preparation to their friends arrival. We observe the initial introductions
and discover what you would need to make your own party go with a swing apart
from a whole load of swingers of course. Cheesy ball anyone! Cheryl instigates
the swing and the crowd disperses leaving Guy and Tyrelle to play 'hide the
one eyed zipper fish' downstairs. Meanwhile upstairs, Jo interrupts Sam and
Kelly who are regulars on the swinging scene and finds out exactly what inspired
them to become swingers and discovers that Sam has a penchant for checking out
people's interiors! Nosey Parker! Later Joe finds Steve and Andy on the landing.
Andy is left to play it alone with Cheryl in the bathroom while Steve heads
for the bedroom to play it safe with Simone his Mrs!! With lips as pink as the
opera house curtains, Simone hits all the high notes while Steve licks into
action and strums her bass! Finally, we catch up with the party downstairs and
as people return to the living room the guests get stuck in to each other in
a full on 'swingtastic' gangbang. Anything goes, including the fruit basket,
as the party really hots up. The guests suck, fuck and buck their way through
this climatic scene and no bottom is left unfelt as they grab anyone or anything
that's swinging. So close the curtains, sit back, grab a napkin and enter the
saucy world of Sexpose: Swingers. Certificate 18 - UK Compatible - Run time:
1 hours 30 min
Irregular Practice Ever woken up in the morning feeling a bit 'dicky', a bit
sore, in need of a rub from healing hands? Well, at last there is a place where
every medical problem can be seen to ~ however big or swollen, however small
or tight. Welcome to Irregular Practice, Britain's sauciest surgery! Scene 1:
Meet Doctor Hornblower, a man armed with many instruments and a loose interpretation
of the Hippocratic Oath! A shy but desperate patient has come to see the good
doctor complaining of an acute anal problem ~ his wife refuses to marry him
unless he takes her up her aisle! The good doctor proceeds to demonstrate the
prescribed technique for "anus fuckundus" with comely Nurse Pillage
as willing volunteer! Scene 2: Meanwhile downstairs in the sperm bank, Mr Stout
is having trouble depositing his load in the pot provided. But he need not worry
because Nurse Matilda is on hand to provide a 'patient-friendly' environment.
Missing the pot completely, Stout hangs around for some 'post-operative' care
as Nurse Matilda spoons his creamy spillage into her own DD cup! Scene 3: Back
in the waiting room a pretty young girl has lost her voice. Dedicated Nurse
Bateman, always more interested in the patient than their disease, offers some
very alternative medicine in the shape of her damp pussy and a big pink dildo
to soothe the young lady's throat. Before long, she is utterly cured of laryngitis
as she moans, groans and screams with ecstasy, and is left instead with a delightful
dose of "lesbian-itis"! Scene 4: Upstairs Doctor Vanilla is dealing
with a patient complaining of chronic hypochondria. Thinking that he only has
hours to live the kindly consultant allows him to take her temperature using
a three speed anal tickler that sets their pulses racing, her pussy panting
and his knob throbbing! Scene 5: Finally, back in Doctor Hornblower's surgery
Miss Tight, a virgin, is on the couch deluded that she is a nymphomaniac. The
doctor pulls out his medical "dick-ionary" and with the assistance
of Nurse Pillage's ample charms proceeds to illustrate how she is somewhat muddled
with her terms. Three hours later an enlightened Miss Tight exits declaring
all is not lost with our public services, "Thank heavens for the Nation's
Horniest Surgery ~ now I know why they call you the NHS"! Certificate 18
- UK Compatible - Run time: 118 min
Sexposé! Porn Castings Welcome to Sexposé! where we delve into
the saucy world of adult entertainment in the UK. Joe Di Grecco is an undercover
reporter with a fluffy twelve-inch mike and a mission to probe. In the first
of this series, Joe is under the covers exposing the naked truth about the porno
casting-couch, and the staggering 'lengths' girls will go to to get a part.
Scene 1: Today voluptuous Janet Birch is holding an open casting session and
the horny hopefuls are queuing up outside. Joe attempts to plumb Janet with
some deep questions but Janet only has eyes for Brandy, an intoxicating little
minx in heels and thong. Provocatively she struts her cute arse and pert breasts.
Janet struggles to keep her professionalism in check and her legs tightly crossed.
Eventually her aching pussy can hold out no longer and Brandy is shown a few
tried and tested casting techniques resulting in one shuddering show stopping
finale! Scene 2: Next up is Tobias Buckmaster, a casting director whos
been in the business for 10 years. Here Joe discovers what happens when a girl
fails to show. Buckmaster laughs off the old grandpa dying excuse.
She woke up this morning and said I dont fancy a fuck, he
tells Joe calmly. Ever the professional, rather than give the other girl a walkover
he gives her a work-out to check she really is ready for her big-break.
With more suction power than a Dyson she doesnt disappoint! Scene 3: Meanwhile
Mervin Lamarr is auditioning Digby and Divine, a regular couple who fuck on
camera. The man's part calls for anal, but for Digby anal is a no-no. For Divine
who is willing and eager, it's a bummer! To save the moment, in steps Mervin
to plough her arse with aplomb while Digby sits and sulks. At the end, as Mervin
tries to recruit Divine for an anal gang bang at his place, there is visible
tension between Digby and Divine ~ but as Merv says, "Hey, that's showbiz!"
Scene 4: No 'pornomentary' would be complete without a prima-Donna porn star
hissy fit. Meet Tatum an angry blonde from Norwich. Her fuck has failed to show
and she's mad for cock. The whole audition is just about to go Pete Tong when
Norbert the studio janitor sweeps in and saves the day with his trusty 10"
broom handle! Scene 5: With questions still on his mind and a stiffy in his
pants, Joe later hooks up with Divine (who incidentally ditched Digby) and her
friend, budding porn-star Mary -Lou. Unbeknown to him he's the dish of the day
and to his great surprise ends up on the casting-couch himself as they get to
grips with his own fluffy mike ~ a classic pornomentary! Certificate 18 - UK
Compatible - Run time: 116 min
Weapons of Mass Satisfaction Scene 1: THE FIRING SQUAD About to meet her maker,
Private Sauce has been charged with double-dealing and deception. Captain Flash-Flies
is in charge and Private's Moon and Flute are standing by ready, albeit half
cocked. Private Sauce demands a fag as her last request, but hey, it's not that
kind of movie ~ instead she settles for a last meal of truncheon meat. "Left,
right, left right, mess tins at the ready plenty of sauce to go round
quick munch!" Scene 2: SWALLOWING ORDERS What's the most dangerous thing
in the British army? An officer with a map! Or so the saying goes. Corporal
Dipstick is learning to map read and thinks that Major Plonker is leading her
to the NAFFY. Unbeknown to Dipstick, Plonker has different plans and is in fact
leading Dipstick right into her pink love trench for some major commando manoeuvres.
Scene 3: DIRTY FOXHOLE Pinned down by enemy fire, Lieutenant Lightweight is
holding it firm in his foxhole when he's hit and cries out for a medic. Fortunately
for him, Nurse Dish crawls in to aid his recovery. With the noise of battle
all around, Dish brings Lightweight back to life with a bit of spit and polish.
Lightweight returns the favour by digging deep into Nurse Dish by generously
penetrating her behind her lines. Scene 4: THE DOWNED PILOT Bailing out behind
enemy lines is a tricky business, but for lucky rear gunner Bob Lancaster it's
all in a days work. Not only does he find a handy haystack to hide in, but also
a couple of young peasant girls randomly lunching on their cunt boxes. Having
been exposed, the rear gunner introduces himself to the young lovelies and sets
about realising a couple of bouncing bombs into their dams. Scene 5: PRIVATES
ON PARADE Sergeant Shrapnel is instructing Private's Shower and Shapely to the
new ordinance. Grenades, mortar shells and missiles all need to be recognised
and tested from back to front! Shapely is a willing recruit and Shower readily
provides support. Shrapnel barks the orders and handles her logistics! Certificate
18 - UK Compatible - Run time: 129 min
The
Gomorrah Club Relish cordially invite you to slip into the Gomorrah, a saucy
underground club set in the throbbing heart of London, where acts of debauchery
are common place and fornicating members are always on show. Join the man in
the mask, the demented ringmaster, as he leads our intrepid reporter Ashley
on a titillating journey into the secret society of the Gomorrah people. Scene
1: The Initiation In the main audience chamber, the Man in the Mask unveils
a new member who is hoping to join the ranks of the Gomorrah; but under the
watchful eye of the other club members can he withstand the trial? Scene 2:
Two's Company, Three's an Orgy Having had her eyes well and truly opened by
the initiation, Ashley takes her leave of the main audience chamber and sets
about exploring the rest of the club. She enters one bedchamber to find two
masked maidens teasing one lucky member out of his black tie. Ashley takes a
seat in the corner and begins to take cock of the situation as the secrets of
the Gomorrah begin to be revealed. Scene 3: Desire for the Sire A beautiful
blindfolded lady has been sprinkled with the dust of lust and demands to be
sated by the Man in the Mask. Unable to wait patiently, she feasts impatiently
on a voluptuous young vixen under the master's all seeing eye. Scene 4: Sodomy
In Gomorrah The Man in the Mask deals with an unhappy member of staff by paying
him his wages in kind. When one of the most trusted of the Gomorrah girls is
summoned, there is no looking back and all debts are off as the magic of the
club envelops them. Scene 5: Gomorrah always Cums Having resisted all the urges
and sexual tests set, Ashley makes her excuses and leaves the club. Thinking
that she has made it home with her pussy in tact, she comes across a tramp being
abused by a man in black tie. Unbeknown to her, this is in fact her final test
and back at her apartment she finally succumbs to the Gomorrah's power
failing magnificently with both of them! So dust off the dinner jacket, accept
this invitation for cocktails and nipples and join the masquerade ~ remember,
if you can't get pleasure today, there's always Gomorrah. Certificate 18 - UK
Compatible - Run time: 119 min
Maids In Britain Through Maid's In Britain we take a peek into the lives of
six different maids and their outstanding efforts in the 'service industry',
both domestic a nd public... Scene 1: The Barmaid The Great British Barmaid
~ these girls are always ready with a cheeky wink or a sly sexual innuendo.
Cocktails to quench any thirst are always on the menu and service with a smile
is guaranteed. Scene 2: The Room Maid Through a very naughty room maid indeed,
we look at life between the sheets. This dirty little maid is one of the best
in the business ever since working someone's passage to London; she has built
up quite a reputation for being the 'dirtiest' cleaner around. In a uniform
like this, it's not just the room that's tidy. Scene 3: The House Maid In this
scene, the Maid we pay tribute to, like most housemaids, isn't British at all.
This foreign lovely has little understanding of English or the minimum wage.
The Madame of the house suspects nothing, but secretly her maid would love to
give her knobby employers a good polishing, especially where the husband is
concerned... Scene 4: The Meter Maid Meet the maid we all hate, the Meter Maid.
This wanton warden has implemented her own very special payment scheme and our
poor British motorist has to dip his own 9inch meter stick in a new form of
ticket payment. After appealing to her chocolate hole he gets off with a mouth
full. Scene 5: The Maid of Honour and the Bridesmaid We pay special tribute
to the Maid of Honour and the Bridesmaids. These bitchy maids have had their
eyes on the groom and best man for some time and are about to do something a
little less honourable, "Shame on you girls!" Certificate 18 - UK
Compatible - Run time: 129 min
Student XXXchange University, the best days of your life or so they say; especially
if what happens in Student XXXchange happens or has happened to you! Meet Jeffrey,
our bungling tutor, who has decided to invite 'some foreign lovelies' onto campus
for an exchange programme to help the students with their studies. However unbeknown
to Jeffrey, he has ordered three European escorts instead! Blimey what a cock
up! Scene 1: Jeffrey reveals his plans to Simon, the Dean. Simon thinks it is
a brilliant idea and sees it as a way of getting rid of a few 'ugly rotters'
and a chance to bring in some fresh talent. To that end he quickly dismisses
Jeffrey from his study claiming that he has a student body to attend to. Infact
the only body he attends to is Eve a beautiful Polish student who can say yes
in 30 different languages. Now there's a class act! Scene 2: Probably the perfect
afternoon for any student is to watch Countdown and get stoned. But what if
you really got fucked?! Stoner and Boner are having a debate about the difference
in taste of one's man fat when there is a ring at the door. Sandy, 'the exchange
student' comes in and immediately settles the conundrum by taking one from the
top and one in the bottom! Scene 3: To benefit completely from the exchange
programme the visiting student stays at the home of the student they are exchanging
with. However Anna, an English student is out, leaving her Dad to make small
talk with 'our euro girl', Sharka. While Dad is getting the drinks, Sharka settles
in and prepares her own euro vision. Upon his return, Dad union Jacks her with
a sterling performance adding weight to the GBP or indeed the Great British
Pounder. Scene 4: Another good student trait is to tell a good yarn to your
mates over a beer, especially when it's true! Demetri is recounting the time
when he came home to find this 'exchange student' sprawled out over his bed.
Thinking that she was there to help him with his oral, he was very surprised
to find her steering him on a different course, right into her Czech Repubic!
Scene 5: Finally, the Head of Department is at his digs and on the phone when
all three of our euro girls turn up demanding their money. Looking completely
bemused, the penny drops as he realises what Jeffrey has done! These Czech chicks
need no second invitation to fuck and having been paid, they set about the Head
with undeniable gusto and transform his meat and two veg into a very fine goulash.
Student XXXChange is a must have for all foreign language students and although
it helps the British to integrate freely with our European partners it is a
welcome song to our new European friends as we allow their fervent tongues to
loosen our very stiff lips. Certificate 18 - UK Compatible - Run time: 137 min
Pop Shots Welcome to Pop Shots, a behind the scenes exposé of an all
girl pop band called A2M. Our cameras chart the rise of Alicia, Sara and Vanda,
three ex porn stars, as they take their extraordinary talents into the mainstream.
We follow these musically lobotomised girls in their desperate attempt to live
up to their name and shag their way to fame & fortune. Pop Shots is a shocking,
no, damning insight into the reality of the exploitative music industry! And
who said sex sells! Scene 1: AUDITION In Pop Shots we capture the daunting audition
process and observe the notorious Simon Cowgirl abusing the young hopefuls.
However, these girls ride rough shot over Cowgirl's big critique and prove that
giving good oral is better than performing a bad vocal. Scene 2: MARKETING Meet
Pete Watersports, a man who is not just used to Platinum selling records, but
also piss poor bands. Can he put the A into A2M or will Vanda become the marketing
man's dream? Scene 3: PHOTO SHOOT Promoting the right look is essential to any
band's success. We go behind the scenes at an A2M photo shoot to capture the
glamour of the pop world. Can Sara achieve that all in important publicity shot
or will she have to rely on old techniques to garnish that sexy look? Scene
4: RECORDING STUDIO The girls are in the recording studio laying down tracks
for their first single 'Dirty Girl'. This is the moment of truth for the band
as they get to grips with the vocals and each other. Have they got what it takes?
Scene 5: THE INTERVIEW Alicia is being interviewed about the song 'Dirty Girl'
and how success has changed her life. But this naughty little minx reveals that
she is not ready give up her old ways just yet and goes straight into the number
2 slot leaving the interviewer with little doubt as to what A2M actually means.
Certificate 18 - UK Compatible - Run time: 122 min
Irregular Practice 2 Welcome to Irregular Practice where we sample the Nation's
Horniest Surgery at it's most revealing best! Scene 1: Mr CONNOR'S wife is in
for plastic surgery and Dr VAS LENE demonstrates the procedure by using a doughnut,
a scalpel and a tea bag. Under a new government initiative entitled 'here's
one I felt earlier', Mr Connor gets to grips with an already prepared rack.
Lets hope it does not end in a sticky, jammy mess resulting in a very 'boobed
job'. Scene 2: Due to budget cuts, all group therapy sessions have been amalgamated
into one. However, it seems that the throwing together of all the patients is
a bit of a gamble as temptations take over as they put the group into group
therapy! Scene 3: Paramedic Pete brings another poor accident victim back to
the hospital. He tells his driver to take the long the way round as he gets
stuck into the gas and the patient administering what is known in the business
as 'the TUBE' - a Totally Unnecessary Breast Exam - and the rest. Scene 4: Dr
VAS LENE is preparing to take nurses STEPH SCOPE, CATH EATER and FAITH HEALER
through a refresher course in CPR. As the good Dr leaves the room, we find out
who the real dummy is. Really girls, is that the correct way to clear the airways?
Scene 5: Nurses Bodgett and Leggett are prepping a burns victim for the world
famous surgeon Willy Hackett. As they check his meds, the naughty nurses decide
to "lay on hands" to help the healing process but will the patient
make it through to the other side. Certificate 18 - UK Compatible - Run time:
1 hours 30 min
Wild
Cards The Casino. A place where lady luck can rain good fortune or piss on your
parade. A place that always attracts the glamorous, sexed-up in-crowd who are
eager to splash and squander their cash in the search for expensive thrills.
Scene 1: Mr Turner is one such high flyer, living the dream with the cash to
realise it. The casino bosses treat their most valued guests to every conceivable
luxury including chauffeur driven transport right to the tables, and in this
gentleman's privileged case, a personal service with compliments from the top.
Always one to share his riches, Mr Turner allows the chauffeur a chance to see
his hand and they raise their game to double the stakes on the gambling beauty.
She soon has a full house in this 2 card stud! Scene 2: All the usual suspects
frequent our casino, the Arab Sheikh and his randy royal brother take on the
roulette wheel and the hospitality girl respectively. Both get fucked, albeit
in different ways, and the latter is left drugged up and penniless as we discover
the girl is part of a female trio of thieves, in town to scam the casino and
its clientele. Scene 3: Frankie, the Pit Boss, is alerted to the Sheikh's misfortune
leaving another of the scheming sirens to steal chips from the house as she
seduces star croupier Black Jack at the card table. However, nothing gets past
the eye in the sky and the careless temptress is caught on CCTV. Scene 4: Up
in the office we find this has been an inside job and see the sultry casino
boss exerting her power over a gorgeous employee who appears to be the ringleader
of the swindling dupesters. She is challenged to 'cut the pack' and is faced
with her freedom or the threat of physical force, namely a dildo in the hands
of the sex crazed guv'nor. Scene 5: Back on the casino floor, Mr Turner has
arrived to an empty house and is informed by the pit boss that although the
tables are closed he's definitely getting lucky with Keira, a scorching hot
brunette whose sticky fingers definitely didn't get that way from fleecing the
punters. Wild Cards the movie is the winning hand for the last of the big spenders!
Certificate 18 - UK Compatible - Run time: 117 min
Maids In Britain 2 Through Maid's In Britain 2: Maid To Pleasure we continue
take a peek into the lives of six different maids and their outstanding efforts
in the 'service industry', both domestic and public! Scene 1: The Mermaid Fishing,
the one sport where man can truly be alone to play with nature and himself!
Ah yes
. the man, his flies
. his rod! Will our master baiter make
a big splash, will he reel in a bottom feeder or will Mother Nature reveal more
than just a fishy tale! Cue cheesy line... Scene 2: The Tea Maid The tea maid
is about to get an old-fashioned bollocking from Miss Management for dishing
up a hot and steamy serving to one of the suits in the office. Once Miss Management
has metered out her punishment, they will be dunking more than just their biscuits.
That's for sure! Scene 3: The Milk Maid This poor housewife spends all daydreaming
about getting away from it all. The strangest things can spark her off, and
today she dreams of getting down and dirty at the dairy
Scene 4: The French
Maid We see one young hopeful trying to make the French connection at the Eyeful
academy of French maids. Under the watchful gaze of Monsieur Eyeful himself,
she will learn how to become a boner-fied French Maid
Lets hope she pays
attention, because he will spray 'zis only once! Scene 5: The Fair Maid In days
of old, knights bold would try to win the hearts of fair maids in bouts of combat.
With plenty of thrust and parry, these knights will fight to the death. Will
this turn out to be a Knight-mare? Or will this faint tart be one fair lay?
Certificate 18 - UK Compatible - Run time: 129 min
Sexposé! Dogging Welcome to the third instalment in our Sexposé
Series - Sexposé Dogging; as our intrepid reporter Joe di Grecco lifts
the bonnet on the fastest growing sex craze in the UK today. The dictionary's
definition of 'dogging' is 'to pursue or follow like a dog' but that's where
the similarity ends. Scene 1: Joe hooks up with a long time dogging enthusiast
and one of the UK's top porn stars, aptly named Dirty Dog. The Dog guides us
through the dos and don'ts for the wannabe dogger. With a flash headlight here
an interior light there and rolled downed windows everywhere, we are in for
a doggy treat as a girl who calls herself Jamie appears from the bushes and
begins the dance of the doggers. Barely able to control himself, Dirty Dog slips
his lead and bounds out the kennel and with another lucky punter cocks his leg
all over her. Scene 2: That afternoon and unsurprisingly in the same county,
(have you been to Surrey) Joe snoops out some more pedigree bitches. These ladies
are not only enjoying taking their puppies for a walk but also each other's
areas of outstanding natural beauty. Joe jumps in the front of the van for a
chat but soon gets the brush off when he realises that girls are more interested
in each others water bowls. Scene 3: A few days later and having arranged to
meet Joe at another dogging spot, Dirty Dog arrives with his girlfriend Suzie.
Our cameras capture the moment as a couple calling themselves Tony and Nicola
arrive and express a desire to carry out some serious cross breeding. Clearly
a big fan of Dirty Dog's work, this star struck couple roll willing onto their
backs and get stuck into a serious bone fest. And who said you can't teach an
old dog new tricks! Scene 4: On a beautiful summers day a car pulls up down
a quiet country lane. A couple get out. Another car arrives! A spot of picnicking
perhaps? More like.... welcome to the park and ride. Joe and his team are there
for RELISH once again as they catalogue more filthy fuckers at it in the open.
Disaster appears in the guise of a security guard who seems to take more umbrage
with Joe and the camera crew than the sordid going ones around him! Having been
convinced that the cameras are turned off, the guard sets about doing his rounds
in the group and unleashes his rabid rod! Scene 5: Finally in another remote
location our nervous crew find a young couple in an escort parked discreetly
down a lane. After a quick chat, our cameras retreat to a safe distance. Unbeknown
to the crew they have been followed by what is known in the trade as a piker
or watcher. As the story unfolds, the piker pikes and the daggers dog. In the
car, on the bonnet and round the back, the action is relentless and all the
time the piker pikes! Sexposé: Dogging is the must see movie for all
wannabe daggers and is the ultimate voyeuristic ride for all those who love
the great outdoors! Certificate 18 - UK Compatible - Run time: 140 min
To The Manor Porn 2 Welcome back to TO THE MANOR PORN where we continue
to peek into the lives of those POSH KNOBS and CUNTS who inhabit the country.
Meet Lord and Lady MOUSENTOUCHET thats MUSNT TOUCH IT to you and
me, who are in a spot of financial bother! Scene 1: Lord and Lady MOUSENTOUCHET
are doing everything possible to keep their heirlooms and possessions out of
the hands of the bailiffs and whilst his lordship is getting used to the world
of downsizing in his new Capri, Lady M is entertaining the bailiffs in the only
way she knows. With the loss of the family tree too much to bare, she proffers
up her own tidy garden in exchange for keeping the family jewels! Scene 2: Lord
M is desperately trying to raise some cash but is having no luck. With no cash
to pay his staff he has to start laying them, off that is. First up for the
chop sorry cock is CLAUDIA, the housemaid who is a dab hand at dusting down
the shelves and cleaning behind the foreskin. She waits to see what redundancy
package is available, before giving her masters old boy one last polishing
while GILES, his lordships trusted chauffeur, takes her for one last ride
round the back. Scene 3: Why go for the difficult brown when an easy pink is
always available!! Lord M is playing snooker with his friend Simon who is offering
a way out of his difficulties by putting an offer down on the manor but Lord
M is not having it. He leaves to go and lick his wounds. Simon notices one of
the stable hands through the window and calls her over. He reassures her that
her job is safe and stresses that he doesnt find her a distraction and
to be less formal from now on and to call him master and not sir. Scene 4: Upstairs
Downstairs. Old friend Lady Martha Muck has come to stay at the Manor to offer
support to her friends in this difficult time. Martha goes up to her room to
await Jeremy the young houseboy who is bringing up her bag. Poor old Jeremy
he doesnt stand a chance as this randy filly prepares to mount her ride!
Scene 5: The Last Supper. Lord and Lady M and their friends Simon and Martha
have gathered for one last hurrah. With no staff left his Lordship has prepared
a final meal, Beans On Toast, much to the horror of the others. Out of politeness
they try to eat but soon move onto each other for pudding leaving Lord M out
in the cold. Clearly feeling left out he tries to make a last stand but with
no cash and no friends left he is put out of his misery as Lady M gives him
the red card for good! NOBLES OBLIGE! Certificate 18 - UK Compatible - Run time:
1 hours 30 min
World
Cups There is nothing like the World Cup to get your pulses racing and your
hearts thumping. This fact has not gone unduly noticed by Britains cheekiest
porno company as we bring you our very own version of this celebrated event
- "THE RELISH WORLD CUPS"!! From tight ball control, groin strains
and keepy uppies to one on ones, penalty shootouts and dribbles in the boxes
this movie is your definitive guide to porno footy... Scene 1: The Quarter Finals
With England progressing well in the competition they have made it through to
the quarter -finals where they will face the Czech Republic. Will the Czechs
leave a gaping hole in their defences for the English to plunder or will they
employ a tighter formation and put their big guns up front? Scene 2: The Physio
Danny Boy, Englands star striker, has a groin strain and limps into to
see the Physio. His chances of being fit for the next game begin to look up
as the physio works the strain with her healing hands. In no time at all, Danny
Boy is back up and on his feet and doing what he does best as he breaks down
her defence and makes her net bulge! Scene 3: The Recording Studio / The Commentator
No World Cup Campaign is complete without the Cheesy World Cup song. We catch
up with Yasmin who is laying down tracks for One Step Ahead of the Game
but
things are not going to plan. The engineer goes off to the pub and leaves Yasmin
to contemplate on what to do to get her vocal juices flowing. Meanwhile back
at pitch side Big Don is finishing his link to the studio. He has been working
overtime and needs sustenance. Will he take his usual pie or will he have something
saucier for his tea. Scene 4: The Semi-Finals Its the game of the tournament
so far
England against Brazil; but whats this, the Brazilians are
nowhere near ready to taking to the field. With England warming up on the pitch
the Brazilians seem to be warming each other up. Will they be ready in time
or will they be sent home packing or should be that be waxing? Scene 5: The
Final England versus Germany in the Final and once again it has come down to
the dreaded penalty shootout and the tension is unbearable! Can England finally
beat the Germans in a penalty shootout and lift the world cup or will the Germans
hold firm and continue to break English hearts! Certificate 18 - UK Compatible
- Run time: 1 hours 30 min
Cocks And Throbbers Its crime licking time as Britain's naughtiest robbers,
Pussy Cat and her trusty sidekick Mouse Hole are pursued by two bungling cocks
Sergeants Spit and Roast. With more Dicks than Dock Green, this comic crime
caper definitely has more slag than swag. Meanwhile, Pussy robs the local bigwig
Iver Lotter-Knob displaying all her pussy skills. Using her feline spray, she
traps Lotter-Knob in the bedroom and proceeds to lick him clean of all his valuables.
She wipes her whiskers and leaves her calling card in a classic crime move called
The Cat Flap. Roast interrogation and Pussy meows to cheer her up. After a saucer
or two, Pussy tucks into Mouse Hole's crack putting the purr into perfect pussy.
Desperate to bang-up Pussy, Lotter-Knob gives the Chief of Police a right old
bollocking. When the Mayor pops by to try and appease Lotter-Knob, they decide
to make sure that the Chief has got the point. The Chief reassures them both
by claiming she has her best cocks on the case. Spit and Roast think they have
trapped Pussy, but Mouse Hole squeaks in to turn the tables. By over powering
Spit and Roast they defeat the two crime fighters leaving them in a right old
sticky mess. Certificate 18 - UK Compatible - Run time: 113 min
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A and O Department by Anna Span Anna Span's Diary Series #7 After many frustrated
years working for the National Health clinics, these buxom matrons started their
very own private hospital to service the needy. Specialising in 'holistic' full
body therapy, they promise to cure any ill with their no nonsense diagnoses,
and their good old fashioned bedside manner. Staring Alicia Thodes, McKenzie
Lee, Jana, Sahara, Dirty Dog, John, Cory Jazz, Alexis Silver, Jessica Vine,
Kristoff, Danny, Mark Marais. Certificate 18 - UK Compatible - Run time: 104
min
Good Service by Anna Span Anna Span's Diary Series #4 What does one have to
do to get a decent shag these days? Luckily Britain's hard working service industries
are more than happy to lend a hand, mouth or whatever it takes to please. Watch
them all here, giving their demanding customers a damn good service! Includes,
Waitresses, Mechanics, Hair Dressers, Beauty Therapists and Travel Agents. Certificate
18 - UK Compatible - Run time: 104 min
Hoxton Honey by Anna Span Anna Span's Dairy Series #6 Porno films never seem
to have treny people in them. Where are sexy model types you see in fashion
magazines? Anna Span, Britain's first female porn director decided to hang out
in London's trendy Hoxton area to catch the beautiful people going at it like
animals in their own stylish pads. Starring, Sasha, Robert Dirty Dog, Tony Di
Sergio, Michelle Banks, Steve Hooper, Mark Marais, Karen Wood, Avalon, Azura,
Lucia. Certificate 18 - UK Compatible - Run time: 109 min
Pound a Punnet by Anna Span Anna Span's Diary Series #2 You'll never guess what
London's girls do in their lunch hours! Anna Span, Britain's first female porn
director cherry picks the best hard sex straight from the streets. Starring,
Shelly, Karian Currie, Rebehhak Jordon, Vicky Valentine, Karina Clarke, Taylor
Morgan, Karen Wood, Jerry Lee, Jo May, Amber. Certificate 18 - UK Compatible
- Run time: 114 min
Toy With Me by Anna Span Anna Span's Diary Series #5 When women want playing
with, they want it good and hard. Lots of skillful dildo action and eye contact.
These five friends of Anna's are no exception - before they give their guys
access to all areas, they first demand, 'Toy With Me'. Starring, Lynn Marais,
Mark Marias, Susie Tamworth, Karen Wood, Mark Sloan, Tammy Lee, Rich James,
Alex Foster, Azura, Kat. Certificate 18 - UK Compatible - Run time: 97 min
Uniform Behaviour by Anna Span Anna Span's Diary Series #3 Britain's hard working
emergency services caught with their pants down! Often in groups of three or
four. They'll do whatever the job requires to serve the public. Anna Span, Britain's
first female porn director, brings you plenty of steamy sex and a lot of horny
laughs. Starring, Teoni 19, Alica Rhodes, Alex, Tony De Sergio, Robert, Sarah,
Alyssa, Steve Hooper, Lee Henshaw, Mark Sloan, Cat, Charlie, Dimitri, Mark,
Candice Paris, James, Kirsty Green. Certificate 18 - UK Compatible - Run time:
113 min
Hand of the Law by Anna Span Anna Span's Diary Series #10 Sometimes even the
police find abiding by the law a dificult task. The sex craved constables will
do anything to get leg over poor unsuspecting members of the public. Starring:
Jana, Johnny, Alexis Silver, Avalon, Steve Hooper, Susie Tamworth, Alex Foster,
Michelle, Stefan Hard, Dirty Dog, Corey Jazz Certificate 18 - UK Compatible
- Run time: 100 min
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for spontaneous sex both indoors and outdoors, as well as new ways to seduce
and be seduced. 18 Rated. This is a Region 2 DVD. You need a multi region DVD
player to view this product.
Erotic Strip Dance Discover the art of seductive dance that works for every
woman. Learn to strip your way to a better body image improve your sexual self
confidence and feel like a sensual woman anytime you want. The easy to follow
slow sensual dance moves, holistic body approach and seduction secrets turn
every woman into an erotic sensual goddess. Find out how to walk tall, proud
and with confidence in your personal and business life. Follow Staci as she
learns stepbystep how to get and control her husbands full attention and
a lot more. Rated 18. This is a Region 2 DVD. You need a Region 2 DVD player
or a multi region DVD player to view this product.
How To Reach The Ultimate Climax Discover sexual secrets that will help you
achieve the ultimate climax! Passionate and satisfying sex will no longer be
an elusive fantasy. Watch as gorgeous ladies (like Sharon Kane, Sunset Thomas
and Charlie) demonstrate with lusty enthusiasm what it needs to bring your partner
to an ecstatic climax. Explore a variety of carnal delights through a unique
erotic journey that is guaranteed to spice up your sexlife! Runtime 100 minutes
approx. Rated 18. This is a Region 2 DVD. You need a Region 2 DVD player or
a multi region DVD player to view this product.
Love Around The House 18 DVD Love Around The House 18 DVD. With the help of
sex expert Dr. Ava Cadell, Juli shows how to experience new sexual pleasures
right at home. Three real life attractive couples move beyond the bedroom to
discover a variety of creative uses for otherwise common household items found
in any home. Discover new highly erotic opportunities in your kitchin, gym,
living room, laundry room and other spots in your house. Includes new techniques
for women and men. This is a Region 2 DVD. You need a multi region DVD player
to view this product.
Love Toys 18 DVD Love Toys 18 DVD. This explicit guide explores creative ways
of using toys and other objects to enhance a couple's sex life and bring more
excitement to their lovemaking. Included are vaginal probes, clitoral vibrators
and many other erotic devices for her and him. Juli and her friends demonstrate
in explicit details the use of exciting toys and other common household items
in various situations and locations both indoors and outdoors. A practical guide
for beginners and experienced couples alike. This is a Region 2 DVD. You need
a multi region DVD player to view this product.
No Boys Allowed 100% Girls 18 DVD Playboy went back into the film vault to bring
you the hottest girlgirl action ever recorded! It's all girls, just girls and
only girls in the wildest scenes of women seducing women. Join Julie Lynn Cialini
and Carrie Westcott along with their gorgeous girlfriends as they share with
you and each other their most sizzling and seductive moments. This is a Region
2 DVD. You need a multiregion DVD player to view this product.
Pamela Anderson Centrefold You guy's drooled over her in Baywatch, now you can
see her in all her luscious glory! Keep those hands by your sides as you follow
gorgeous sex babe Pamela Anderson as she melts the ice of a snowy winter wonderland,
steams up the elevator, and cools down in a high-tech water extravaganza! Drool
and gasp then get to work guys as you eye Pamela's gorgeous body and boobs!
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Passionate Partnership DVD 18 Is your partnership beginning to wane in the passion
department, are you in need of a little boost to your sexual playtime? This
is the Passionate Partnerships DVD starring Michelle Thorn and Pete Mogridge;
watch and learn how to make your partnership more passionate and widen your
sexual knowledge to enhance your passion. Whether you are a beginner at sexual
experimentation or just looking to put the passion back into your love life,
this is the DVD for you. Enhancing partnerships with passion! This is a Region
2 DVD. You need a multiregion DVD player to view this product. Certificate 18
Pirates 18 DVD From the award winning director Joone comes this electrifying
swash buckling sexy adventure that takes you on a humorous and mystical journey
through haunted seas and deep into the abyss of our most lustful desires. Featuring
the biggest names in the Adult industry, Jesse Jane, Carmen Luvana, Devon and
Jenaveve Jolie. This is the film that will shiver your timbers and bring new
meaning to 'Jolly Rodger'. 'Pirates has a high production value and has been
designed to appeal to both women and men' - NY Times. Rated 18. This is a Region
2 DVD. You need a Region 2 DVD player or a multiregion DVD player to view this
product.
Sex Under Hot Lights 18 DVD Playboy at its hottest ever! The adult industry's
biggest stars get too hot to handle as they show you how it really works in
their favourite handson business. Experience intimate revealing interviews as
each gorgeous girl talks openly and honestly about their big breaks and the
best parts of their jobs their fame and how they like their sex. From men and
women, oral to anal it's clear that these party girls love what they do and
are hungry for more! Once the talking's over they get down and dirty showing
us the real action on set and behind the scenes of the adult movies that made
them the women they are today. Sex Under Hot Lights get ready to sweat! This
is a Region 2 DVD. You need a multiregion DVD player to view this product.
Sexual
Fitness 18 DVD Keeping those important bits fit can be fun. Sex and fitness
are related. See how to exercise the right muscles to develop flexibility and
endurance for enhanced intimacy and sexual pleasure. Learn which muscle groups
to strengthen for specific sexual positions. Join three attractive couples as
they demonstrate how you and your partner can exercise together in this easy
to follow erotic workout. Experience erotic exercises in various parts of the
home, including beautifully shot underwater exercises in the pool. This is a
Region 2DVD. You need a multi region DVD player to view this product.
Swinging Swinging. This is a Region 2 DVD. You need a multiregion DVD player
to view this product.
The Art of Kama Sutra The Art of Kama Sutra. Discover the secrets and learn
amazing array of sexual positions using the inspiration of the ancient Kama
Sutra. Try standing, or kneeling or sitting positions to bring out the passion
in your lovemaking. Learn how to give and get control in your sexual encounters.
Experimentation - with different positions, different locations, and different
times of day - is one of the secrets to great sex. Learn about sensual touch
and sexual massage. Find out what women and men really want in bed and beyond.
Watch how attractive real life couples demonstrate explicit oral sex, new sensual
positions and G-Spot stimulation. This is a Region 2 DVD. You need a multi region
DVD player to view this product.
The New Kamasutra DVD 18 Enhance your art of lovemaking to make your sexual
adventure that much pleasurable! Watch, listen, learn, and be aroused as two
couples show you their experiences as they go through the Indian art of love.
Gain the knowledge of how to experience super erotic sex and powerful orgasms
from watching this superbly erotic 18 rated DVD. Dont be lacking in the intimacies
of Kama Sutra, enjoy the fulfilling desire of the range of sexual positions
available for experimentation in The New Kamasutra! What positions will you
attain! This is a Region 2 DVD. You need a multiregion DVD player to view this
product. Certificate 18.
Ultimate Sexual Massage 18 DVD Take your partner to the ultimate sexual heaven
by delivering the most sensual and erotic massage of all times. Rated 18. This
program begins where other massage programs leave off. Follow Tina and Al as
they learn from an experienced couple how to attain new heights of sensual and
sexual pleasure. Master erotic massage techniques that will improve intimacy
in your relationship. Locate and stimulate the G-Spot, and completely awaken
all the senses. This is a Region 2 DVD. You need a multi region DVD player to
view this product.
Wet & Wild Slippery When Wet 18 DVD Imagine the sexiest women in the world
in the wettest and wildest scenarios possible and you have Wet & Wild Slippery
When Wet. From champagne showers to pool parties and love on a waterbed to late
night skinnydipping, your hottest wettest fantasies to enjoy time and time again.
This is a Region 2 DVD. You need a multiregion DVD player to view this product.
What Women Want 18 DVD Does HE know what SHE needs Fit models plenty of action
and some education. Sexually experienced women reveal what's attractive in a
man and what they really want in their sex life. Real life couples explicitly
show how to fulfill a woman's most intimate desires. Experience new lessons
in romance while eliciting deeper emotion through proven sexual techniques.
Learn how to pamper and nurture her how to enjoy letting her take control and
how to mutually stimulate each others body and soul. What's really attractive
in a man How to get what you want Techniques that work every time Sex in public
places How to give her great orgasm. This is a Region 2 DVD. You need a multiregion
DVD player to view this product. Certificate 18
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