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Relish - Dusk Til Porn Soho: the Dark Heart of London. A seething mass of sex shops and nightclubs populated by the seedy underbelly of society: the desperate, the weak and the unloved. Lurking undetected in this den of iniquity is an even greater evil: The Vampire. Jon Harker has had a bad day at work, but it's about to get a lot worse. Recounted from the police station, this tragic love story is told to two police inspectors, DI Topperov and DI Nurmi. Stumbling blindly into a nightclub Jon chances upon Venetia, a tired vampire who wishes to leave the night and step into the light. He takes her home much to the chagrin of her psychotic clan brethren. However back at Jon's apartment, the meeting definitely proves to be love at first bite, sending Jon into a dream like reverie, with two vampiric beauties. Jon's rude awakening however comes in the form of Headcase and Makepeace, two Nosferatu Hit men, who have come to tie up any loose ends. Taking him back to the Hellfire club he is granted an audience with the asthmatic Glad The Inhaler, or Gladys to his mates. Gladys deems that Jon should be taken on the hunt, to see if he has the makings of a creature of the night. Whilst Headcase and Makepeace take John on the hunt, we witness a vampire couple in the throes of passion, unable to control their wild urges for the pleasures of the flesh. Jon is led to a young lady of the night and forced to take her to a disused basement to satisfy the hit men's insane lust for blood, but he cannot bring himself to kill and instead ends up impaling her on his "beef" stake. Headcase takes umbrage to this whilst Makepeace take care of the hooker, but Headcase's unstable antics give Jon the perfect opportunity for escape. Gladys deems that Jon should be taken on the hunt, to see if he has the makings of a creature of the night. Whilst Headcase and Makepeace take John on the hunt, we witness a vampire couple in the throes of passion, unable to control their wild urges for the pleasures of the flesh. Realising Jon has failed the hunt, Venetia must prepare for her ending, and Gladys and his entourage gladly provide one before sending her into the harsh sunlight of the dawn. When Jon Finishes his tale of woe, DI Topperov does not believe his story and goes to get a coffee. Meanwhile DI Nurmi takes a lunge over the desk and takes him to the dark side of the (police) force. DI Topperov returns and joins in, until Nurmi "cops" a packet off both of them. But not is all as it seems, as Nurmi has started to look a little off colour…
Private - Millionaire 2005 AVN Award Winner! 2004 Venus Award Winner! 2004 International Erotic Film Festival Winner. Millionaire has been one of the adult industry’s most awarded and most successful blockbusters of all time The story revolves around Helen Morris who discovers a secret that will lead to the location of millions of dollars worth of Nazi treasure hidden during World War II. The location will only be revealed when all 4 pieces of a treasure map are found. The only problem is that each piece is hidden in a different location around world. Part 1 of this two-part tale takes you to Berlin, Paris, Moscow, Rome and the Caribbean paradises of St. Martin and Santo Domingo where some of the most beautiful girls on the planet get their asses filled to the brim with thick cocks! Certificate 18 - UK Compatible - 90 min
Private - A taste of Pleasure The subtle aroma of sex envelopes you, its smell excites you, its perfume transports you to ecstasy... Let the aroma of the most exquisite women invade your senses, give in to the most lascivious seduction and enjoy the height of sexual pleasure while you seek the perfect perfume! Certificate 18 - UK Compatible - 90 min
Barely Eighteen Number 1 Enjoy the thrill and excitement of becoming sexually aroused as you watch 5 innocent teenage girls in their dirtiest scenes ever! Gain arousal quickly as you watch these horny teenagers indulge their wildest horniest fantasies for your viewing pleasure! Drink in the eroticism of this highly sexed DVD with your lover for a steamy night of hot and horny passion! I never thought sex could be so much fun! Certificate 18 - UK Compatible - 90 min

Night Dress & Matching Thong Bedtime is the best time for seductiveness and what better item to seduce with than this sumptuous black partially see-thru night dress that has been trimmed with lace and a touch of ribbon, and also comes with a matching thong. Your lover will not be able to drag their eyes from you when you wear this!
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To The Manor Porn To The Manor is the Quintessential Porno Spectacular about upper class knobs and twats in the 'CUNTry'... Meet Martin and Martha Muck, a fabulously wealthy couple who live at Dribble Manor. With time on their hands and filth on their minds they are constantly dreaming up ways of satisfying their wanton lust! Whether it be with their new maid Fanny, or other members of the 'ariscockracy' they stop at nothing to quench their desires. This afternoon Martin's sister Sophie is bringing her best friend Tamara down for tea. Fortunately, Tamara leaves her manners at home and Martin shows her 'Dickens' in the Library. Meanwhile in the bathroom, Sophie discovers the delights of Martha's 'cuntry' seat! Not content with just Martin's knob, Tamara goes in search of more action and catches Sophie and Martha at it in the bathroom. What ensues is an absolutely fabulous double-ended dildo session that makes a cucumber sandwich look like the fish of the day! After the afternoon's 'sexcursions' Martin and Martha entertain their friends Simon and Sarah Stiff for dinner. Amongst the beautiful pictures, tapestries and statues of their wonderful manor... the Mucks and the Stiffs 'suck, fuck and buck' their way through the final scene Certificate 18 - UK Compatible - Run time: 84 min
Customs & Sexcise Ever been stopped at Customs and thought 'Oi Oi!' – is it the size of my package or are they just pleased to see me? Welcome to the sleazy world of Customs and Sexcise where 'Uniform' meets 'Licence to Probe'. Officers Groper and Grinder, a couple of right horny fascists, have been called in for a big debrief with their boss Miss Domina Trix. She reminds them of the cardinal mottos of Customs and Sexcise – 'To Persecute The Travelling Public' and 'To Tamper With People's Packages'! Scene 1: Dissatisfied with their efforts, Miss Domina Trix whips them into action. Having dispensed with Officer Grinder's er...grinder, Miss Trix administers further discipline to Officer Groper's simpering pussy, driving her point home with her favourite 'fascito' nightstick! Scene 2: Back on duty, Grinder gets his hands dirty with Miss Chelsea Fista, whom he suspects of smuggling a trunk load of filthy sex toys. Unimpressed with her claim they're souvenirs for her Aunt, he plies her various orifices with the tools of his trade to convince himself of her innocence! Scene 3: Meanwhile upstairs in the flight attendants lounge, Mi le High and Elena Cross Czech enjoy some pre - flight entertainment. Their pouting pussies like nothing better than to be pummelled with a monster duty free double-ender, giving new meaning to the phrase 'Deep Vein Thrombosis'! Scene 4: Back in the Customs hall Groper has some rather pressing VAT issues to deal with. Unhappy with a quantity of Italian shoes, Groper makes the passenger pay off the excess in unique ways. Struggling to keep up with the maths, Groper's willing victim is taken to limits that will bring tears to your eyes! Scene 5: Finally, late arriving passenger Miss Anna Spunja arouses the interest of Chief Immigration Officer, Mr Hindrance. Intensive probing is required to determine her 'cuntry' of origin. Slipping her in the back entrance, Groper & Hindrance eventually decide that they're very happy with all her credentials and stamp her passport 'Double Entry'! Certificate 18 - UK Compatible - Run time: 96 min
Pump Friction You've heard of The Spice Girls, well welcome to The Muff Club – where the muff ain't so tuff! A female group of Lara Croft-style gang bangers that definitely pack more nosh than Posh, the Mufflets – Pink, Yellow, Red, Green & Blue - sure know how to take and administer it 'Lock, Stock & Cock' in a heist movie that’s often more 'Snatch than snatched'! The Initiation The Club are 'beaver'-ing away in their hideout preparing for the latest job, but first they have to educate a new recruit in their nefarious ways. What ensues is a sensational five-girl, lesbian gang-bang daisy chain with darting tongues and invasive hands saturated with glistering muff juice! The Fucknap The gang has split up to carry out their various tasks and Pink and Yellow Muff have taken a Company Cashier hostage. Failing to extract the key for the company safe using conventional methods, Pink Muff tells Yellow Muff to 'fuck the key right out of him'! After all sorts of sexual shenanigans and 'funny business', the cashier reveals his true anal nature and releases the key from his chocolate pocket! The Heist Armed with the key, now Blue Muff deploys her ample charms! Having blagged her way past security as a pizza delivery girl, she reveals a whole lot more to the guard than just her topping. Their subsequent humping and bumping is spicier than a Pepperoni Pizza. Comatose from this 'hot-beef injection', the guard comes-to 'bagged and gagged' as Blue Muff exits with cash and gems. 'So long, Sucker!' is left ringing in his ears! The Payoff Back at their hideout, Iron Muff (the boss) is savouring the loot when Red Muff surprises her with a special bonus – a traffic warden whose being giving her regular grief. What follows is traffic violation of the worst order as angry muff is parked all over him! The girls take it hard in the 'boot' while their victim is left 'feeding the meter'! With a thumping, pumping sound track, Pump Friction is a retro porno classic. Certificate 18 - UK Compatible - Run time: 1 hours 30 min
Rogue Traders Scene 1: Electrician Meet Mark the Spark. He's a real live wire, and he's out on another outrageously priced house call. He's a dab hand at plugging things in, and when you're at work he likes to keep his massive tool in your wives box… Scene 2: Sales Woman Door-to-Door salespeople are parasites at the best of times. They prey on the Elderly and the insanely bored, selling them things that they will never use. This little lady is always on top of her game though, and knows exactly what your wife needs to get her through the long and lonely day… Scene 3: Milkman The noble Milky. Delivering Milk and children that don't look like their father's since Pony met Trap. With a doff of cap and wink of eye, these lusty fellows give your wife a good seeing to whilst you are busy working to pay off her obscene credit card bill. Ungrateful cow. Scene 4: Mechanics Mechanics. The craftiest of all trades people. This poor Punter is about to be screwed in more ways than one, because although this greasy girl knows exactly how to handle a tool, she knows absolutely fuck all about cars… Scene 5: Plumber No one seems to want to be a plumber these days… not surprising really, when you consider that the main stay of their workload involves pipes that transport shit. They are also paid handsomely for their trouble, and sometimes people just can't afford to take the plunge… Beware, Beware, rogue traders are everywhere. So next time the Electric goes, or your toilet gets blocked, take Relish's advice. Stick your hand down the toilet yourself! Certificate 18 - UK Compatible - Run time: 129 min
Lessons In Love Welcome to Lessons in Love, where we at Relish have gathered together a smorgasbord of five fun filthed stories for your viewing pleasure where learning to love is as easy as saying ABC - Anal, Bum, Crack. Scene 1: Gym Meet Lucy, an aerobics teacher who only has achy boners on her mind. This dirty little minx loves nothing more than keeping a few sweaty bodies after class, stretching more than just their tired limbs. Scene 2: Detention Taylor is a very bad girl indeed and is on her way to her fourth detention this week. She has no interest in academics but takes a 'big interest' in her teacher, Cleever-Dix. Amazingly she devours any square root going and achieves top marks in all her 'A' levels ~ clever girl. Scene 3: French Today Milly is going to be all things French - ooh la la Madame! She is going to see her French tutor Mr Croque- Monsieur, that's ham and cheese toastie to you and me, for extra work on her French oral. Milly loves the taste of fresh baguette in the morning and there is no shortage of beef and spuds as the scene ensues. Beef crisis, what beef crisis! Scene 4: Art It's their favourite lesson of the week and our girls are on there way to nude art class. Last week they paid particular attention to the cock and the balls, but his week the girls will be testing their stroking technique and a paying special attention to those darker areas. Scene 5: Manners Manners maketh man or so they say, but the right sexual etiquette in a woman is just as important. Chloe, our student is being the taught what to do and not what to do in all the areas of love - making. This week's lesson is how to give the perfect blowjob, let's hope she remembers to take her gum out! Certificate 18 - UK Compatible - Run time: 116 min

Sexposé! Swingers Welcome to the second film in our Sexposé series where we continue to expose the truth behind the saucy world of adult entertainment in the UK. This time our cameras will be joining Guy and Cheryl Nugget as they prepare to host their very first Swingers party. As ever, our intrepid reporter Joe de Grecco rides shotgun with Guy and Cheryl and their friends to reveal many of their secrets. We open the door, on a sex -fuelled world…huh and they said the sixties were swinging!! We capture every moment, from Guy and Cheryl's last minute preparation to their friends arrival. We observe the initial introductions and discover what you would need to make your own party go with a swing apart from a whole load of swingers of course. Cheesy ball anyone! Cheryl instigates the swing and the crowd disperses leaving Guy and Tyrelle to play 'hide the one eyed zipper fish' downstairs. Meanwhile upstairs, Jo interrupts Sam and Kelly who are regulars on the swinging scene and finds out exactly what inspired them to become swingers and discovers that Sam has a penchant for checking out people's interiors! Nosey Parker! Later Joe finds Steve and Andy on the landing. Andy is left to play it alone with Cheryl in the bathroom while Steve heads for the bedroom to play it safe with Simone his Mrs!! With lips as pink as the opera house curtains, Simone hits all the high notes while Steve licks into action and strums her bass! Finally, we catch up with the party downstairs and as people return to the living room the guests get stuck in to each other in a full on 'swingtastic' gangbang. Anything goes, including the fruit basket, as the party really hots up. The guests suck, fuck and buck their way through this climatic scene and no bottom is left unfelt as they grab anyone or anything that's swinging. So close the curtains, sit back, grab a napkin and enter the saucy world of Sexpose: Swingers. Certificate 18 - UK Compatible - Run time: 1 hours 30 min
Irregular Practice Ever woken up in the morning feeling a bit 'dicky', a bit sore, in need of a rub from healing hands? Well, at last there is a place where every medical problem can be seen to ~ however big or swollen, however small or tight. Welcome to Irregular Practice, Britain's sauciest surgery! Scene 1: Meet Doctor Hornblower, a man armed with many instruments and a loose interpretation of the Hippocratic Oath! A shy but desperate patient has come to see the good doctor complaining of an acute anal problem ~ his wife refuses to marry him unless he takes her up her aisle! The good doctor proceeds to demonstrate the prescribed technique for "anus fuckundus" with comely Nurse Pillage as willing volunteer! Scene 2: Meanwhile downstairs in the sperm bank, Mr Stout is having trouble depositing his load in the pot provided. But he need not worry because Nurse Matilda is on hand to provide a 'patient-friendly' environment. Missing the pot completely, Stout hangs around for some 'post-operative' care as Nurse Matilda spoons his creamy spillage into her own DD cup! Scene 3: Back in the waiting room a pretty young girl has lost her voice. Dedicated Nurse Bateman, always more interested in the patient than their disease, offers some very alternative medicine in the shape of her damp pussy and a big pink dildo to soothe the young lady's throat. Before long, she is utterly cured of laryngitis as she moans, groans and screams with ecstasy, and is left instead with a delightful dose of "lesbian-itis"! Scene 4: Upstairs Doctor Vanilla is dealing with a patient complaining of chronic hypochondria. Thinking that he only has hours to live the kindly consultant allows him to take her temperature using a three speed anal tickler that sets their pulses racing, her pussy panting and his knob throbbing! Scene 5: Finally, back in Doctor Hornblower's surgery Miss Tight, a virgin, is on the couch deluded that she is a nymphomaniac. The doctor pulls out his medical "dick-ionary" and with the assistance of Nurse Pillage's ample charms proceeds to illustrate how she is somewhat muddled with her terms. Three hours later an enlightened Miss Tight exits declaring all is not lost with our public services, "Thank heavens for the Nation's Horniest Surgery ~ now I know why they call you the NHS"! Certificate 18 - UK Compatible - Run time: 118 min
Sexposé! Porn Castings Welcome to Sexposé! where we delve into the saucy world of adult entertainment in the UK. Joe Di Grecco is an undercover reporter with a fluffy twelve-inch mike and a mission to probe. In the first of this series, Joe is under the covers exposing the naked truth about the porno casting-couch, and the staggering 'lengths' girls will go to to get a part. Scene 1: Today voluptuous Janet Birch is holding an open casting session and the horny hopefuls are queuing up outside. Joe attempts to plumb Janet with some deep questions but Janet only has eyes for Brandy, an intoxicating little minx in heels and thong. Provocatively she struts her cute arse and pert breasts. Janet struggles to keep her professionalism in check and her legs tightly crossed. Eventually her aching pussy can hold out no longer and Brandy is shown a few tried and tested casting techniques resulting in one shuddering show stopping finale! Scene 2: Next up is Tobias Buckmaster, a casting director who’s been in the business for 10 years. Here Joe discovers what happens when a girl fails to show. Buckmaster laughs off the old ‘grandpa dying’ excuse. “She woke up this morning and said I don’t fancy a fuck”, he tells Joe calmly. Ever the professional, rather than give the other girl a walkover he gives her a work-out to check she really is ready for her ‘big-break’. With more suction power than a Dyson she doesn’t disappoint! Scene 3: Meanwhile Mervin Lamarr is auditioning Digby and Divine, a regular couple who fuck on camera. The man's part calls for anal, but for Digby anal is a no-no. For Divine who is willing and eager, it's a bummer! To save the moment, in steps Mervin to plough her arse with aplomb while Digby sits and sulks. At the end, as Mervin tries to recruit Divine for an anal gang bang at his place, there is visible tension between Digby and Divine ~ but as Merv says, "Hey, that's showbiz!" Scene 4: No 'pornomentary' would be complete without a prima-Donna porn star hissy fit. Meet Tatum an angry blonde from Norwich. Her fuck has failed to show and she's mad for cock. The whole audition is just about to go Pete Tong when Norbert the studio janitor sweeps in and saves the day with his trusty 10" broom handle! Scene 5: With questions still on his mind and a stiffy in his pants, Joe later hooks up with Divine (who incidentally ditched Digby) and her friend, budding porn-star Mary -Lou. Unbeknown to him he's the dish of the day and to his great surprise ends up on the casting-couch himself as they get to grips with his own fluffy mike ~ a classic pornomentary! Certificate 18 - UK Compatible - Run time: 116 min
Weapons of Mass Satisfaction Scene 1: THE FIRING SQUAD About to meet her maker, Private Sauce has been charged with double-dealing and deception. Captain Flash-Flies is in charge and Private's Moon and Flute are standing by ready, albeit half cocked. Private Sauce demands a fag as her last request, but hey, it's not that kind of movie ~ instead she settles for a last meal of truncheon meat. "Left, right, left right, mess tins at the ready plenty of sauce to go round… quick munch!" Scene 2: SWALLOWING ORDERS What's the most dangerous thing in the British army? An officer with a map! Or so the saying goes. Corporal Dipstick is learning to map read and thinks that Major Plonker is leading her to the NAFFY. Unbeknown to Dipstick, Plonker has different plans and is in fact leading Dipstick right into her pink love trench for some major commando manoeuvres. Scene 3: DIRTY FOXHOLE Pinned down by enemy fire, Lieutenant Lightweight is holding it firm in his foxhole when he's hit and cries out for a medic. Fortunately for him, Nurse Dish crawls in to aid his recovery. With the noise of battle all around, Dish brings Lightweight back to life with a bit of spit and polish. Lightweight returns the favour by digging deep into Nurse Dish by generously penetrating her behind her lines. Scene 4: THE DOWNED PILOT Bailing out behind enemy lines is a tricky business, but for lucky rear gunner Bob Lancaster it's all in a days work. Not only does he find a handy haystack to hide in, but also a couple of young peasant girls randomly lunching on their cunt boxes. Having been exposed, the rear gunner introduces himself to the young lovelies and sets about realising a couple of bouncing bombs into their dams. Scene 5: PRIVATES ON PARADE Sergeant Shrapnel is instructing Private's Shower and Shapely to the new ordinance. Grenades, mortar shells and missiles all need to be recognised and tested from back to front! Shapely is a willing recruit and Shower readily provides support. Shrapnel barks the orders and handles her logistics! Certificate 18 - UK Compatible - Run time: 129 min

The Gomorrah Club Relish cordially invite you to slip into the Gomorrah, a saucy underground club set in the throbbing heart of London, where acts of debauchery are common place and fornicating members are always on show. Join the man in the mask, the demented ringmaster, as he leads our intrepid reporter Ashley on a titillating journey into the secret society of the Gomorrah people. Scene 1: The Initiation In the main audience chamber, the Man in the Mask unveils a new member who is hoping to join the ranks of the Gomorrah; but under the watchful eye of the other club members can he withstand the trial? Scene 2: Two's Company, Three's an Orgy Having had her eyes well and truly opened by the initiation, Ashley takes her leave of the main audience chamber and sets about exploring the rest of the club. She enters one bedchamber to find two masked maidens teasing one lucky member out of his black tie. Ashley takes a seat in the corner and begins to take cock of the situation as the secrets of the Gomorrah begin to be revealed. Scene 3: Desire for the Sire A beautiful blindfolded lady has been sprinkled with the dust of lust and demands to be sated by the Man in the Mask. Unable to wait patiently, she feasts impatiently on a voluptuous young vixen under the master's all seeing eye. Scene 4: Sodomy In Gomorrah The Man in the Mask deals with an unhappy member of staff by paying him his wages in kind. When one of the most trusted of the Gomorrah girls is summoned, there is no looking back and all debts are off as the magic of the club envelops them. Scene 5: Gomorrah always Cums Having resisted all the urges and sexual tests set, Ashley makes her excuses and leaves the club. Thinking that she has made it home with her pussy in tact, she comes across a tramp being abused by a man in black tie. Unbeknown to her, this is in fact her final test and back at her apartment she finally succumbs to the Gomorrah's power… failing magnificently with both of them! So dust off the dinner jacket, accept this invitation for cocktails and nipples and join the masquerade ~ remember, if you can't get pleasure today, there's always Gomorrah. Certificate 18 - UK Compatible - Run time: 119 min
Maids In Britain Through Maid's In Britain we take a peek into the lives of six different maids and their outstanding efforts in the 'service industry', both domestic a nd public... Scene 1: The Barmaid The Great British Barmaid ~ these girls are always ready with a cheeky wink or a sly sexual innuendo. Cocktails to quench any thirst are always on the menu and service with a smile is guaranteed. Scene 2: The Room Maid Through a very naughty room maid indeed, we look at life between the sheets. This dirty little maid is one of the best in the business ever since working someone's passage to London; she has built up quite a reputation for being the 'dirtiest' cleaner around. In a uniform like this, it's not just the room that's tidy. Scene 3: The House Maid In this scene, the Maid we pay tribute to, like most housemaids, isn't British at all. This foreign lovely has little understanding of English or the minimum wage. The Madame of the house suspects nothing, but secretly her maid would love to give her knobby employers a good polishing, especially where the husband is concerned... Scene 4: The Meter Maid Meet the maid we all hate, the Meter Maid. This wanton warden has implemented her own very special payment scheme and our poor British motorist has to dip his own 9inch meter stick in a new form of ticket payment. After appealing to her chocolate hole he gets off with a mouth full. Scene 5: The Maid of Honour and the Bridesmaid We pay special tribute to the Maid of Honour and the Bridesmaids. These bitchy maids have had their eyes on the groom and best man for some time and are about to do something a little less honourable, "Shame on you girls!" Certificate 18 - UK Compatible - Run time: 129 min
Student XXXchange University, the best days of your life or so they say; especially if what happens in Student XXXchange happens or has happened to you! Meet Jeffrey, our bungling tutor, who has decided to invite 'some foreign lovelies' onto campus for an exchange programme to help the students with their studies. However unbeknown to Jeffrey, he has ordered three European escorts instead! Blimey what a cock up! Scene 1: Jeffrey reveals his plans to Simon, the Dean. Simon thinks it is a brilliant idea and sees it as a way of getting rid of a few 'ugly rotters' and a chance to bring in some fresh talent. To that end he quickly dismisses Jeffrey from his study claiming that he has a student body to attend to. Infact the only body he attends to is Eve a beautiful Polish student who can say yes in 30 different languages. Now there's a class act! Scene 2: Probably the perfect afternoon for any student is to watch Countdown and get stoned. But what if you really got fucked?! Stoner and Boner are having a debate about the difference in taste of one's man fat when there is a ring at the door. Sandy, 'the exchange student' comes in and immediately settles the conundrum by taking one from the top and one in the bottom! Scene 3: To benefit completely from the exchange programme the visiting student stays at the home of the student they are exchanging with. However Anna, an English student is out, leaving her Dad to make small talk with 'our euro girl', Sharka. While Dad is getting the drinks, Sharka settles in and prepares her own euro vision. Upon his return, Dad union Jacks her with a sterling performance adding weight to the GBP or indeed the Great British Pounder. Scene 4: Another good student trait is to tell a good yarn to your mates over a beer, especially when it's true! Demetri is recounting the time when he came home to find this 'exchange student' sprawled out over his bed. Thinking that she was there to help him with his oral, he was very surprised to find her steering him on a different course, right into her Czech Repubic! Scene 5: Finally, the Head of Department is at his digs and on the phone when all three of our euro girls turn up demanding their money. Looking completely bemused, the penny drops as he realises what Jeffrey has done! These Czech chicks need no second invitation to fuck and having been paid, they set about the Head with undeniable gusto and transform his meat and two veg into a very fine goulash. Student XXXChange is a must have for all foreign language students and although it helps the British to integrate freely with our European partners it is a welcome song to our new European friends as we allow their fervent tongues to loosen our very stiff lips. Certificate 18 - UK Compatible - Run time: 137 min
Pop Shots Welcome to Pop Shots, a behind the scenes exposé of an all girl pop band called A2M. Our cameras chart the rise of Alicia, Sara and Vanda, three ex porn stars, as they take their extraordinary talents into the mainstream. We follow these musically lobotomised girls in their desperate attempt to live up to their name and shag their way to fame & fortune. Pop Shots is a shocking, no, damning insight into the reality of the exploitative music industry! And who said sex sells! Scene 1: AUDITION In Pop Shots we capture the daunting audition process and observe the notorious Simon Cowgirl abusing the young hopefuls. However, these girls ride rough shot over Cowgirl's big critique and prove that giving good oral is better than performing a bad vocal. Scene 2: MARKETING Meet Pete Watersports, a man who is not just used to Platinum selling records, but also piss poor bands. Can he put the A into A2M or will Vanda become the marketing man's dream? Scene 3: PHOTO SHOOT Promoting the right look is essential to any band's success. We go behind the scenes at an A2M photo shoot to capture the glamour of the pop world. Can Sara achieve that all in important publicity shot or will she have to rely on old techniques to garnish that sexy look? Scene 4: RECORDING STUDIO The girls are in the recording studio laying down tracks for their first single 'Dirty Girl'. This is the moment of truth for the band as they get to grips with the vocals and each other. Have they got what it takes? Scene 5: THE INTERVIEW Alicia is being interviewed about the song 'Dirty Girl' and how success has changed her life. But this naughty little minx reveals that she is not ready give up her old ways just yet and goes straight into the number 2 slot leaving the interviewer with little doubt as to what A2M actually means. Certificate 18 - UK Compatible - Run time: 122 min
Irregular Practice 2 Welcome to Irregular Practice where we sample the Nation's Horniest Surgery at it's most revealing best! Scene 1: Mr CONNOR'S wife is in for plastic surgery and Dr VAS LENE demonstrates the procedure by using a doughnut, a scalpel and a tea bag. Under a new government initiative entitled 'here's one I felt earlier', Mr Connor gets to grips with an already prepared rack. Lets hope it does not end in a sticky, jammy mess resulting in a very 'boobed job'. Scene 2: Due to budget cuts, all group therapy sessions have been amalgamated into one. However, it seems that the throwing together of all the patients is a bit of a gamble as temptations take over as they put the group into group therapy! Scene 3: Paramedic Pete brings another poor accident victim back to the hospital. He tells his driver to take the long the way round as he gets stuck into the gas and the patient administering what is known in the business as 'the TUBE' - a Totally Unnecessary Breast Exam - and the rest. Scene 4: Dr VAS LENE is preparing to take nurses STEPH SCOPE, CATH EATER and FAITH HEALER through a refresher course in CPR. As the good Dr leaves the room, we find out who the real dummy is. Really girls, is that the correct way to clear the airways? Scene 5: Nurses Bodgett and Leggett are prepping a burns victim for the world famous surgeon Willy Hackett. As they check his meds, the naughty nurses decide to "lay on hands" to help the healing process but will the patient make it through to the other side. Certificate 18 - UK Compatible - Run time: 1 hours 30 min

Wild Cards The Casino. A place where lady luck can rain good fortune or piss on your parade. A place that always attracts the glamorous, sexed-up in-crowd who are eager to splash and squander their cash in the search for expensive thrills. Scene 1: Mr Turner is one such high flyer, living the dream with the cash to realise it. The casino bosses treat their most valued guests to every conceivable luxury including chauffeur driven transport right to the tables, and in this gentleman's privileged case, a personal service with compliments from the top. Always one to share his riches, Mr Turner allows the chauffeur a chance to see his hand and they raise their game to double the stakes on the gambling beauty. She soon has a full house in this 2 card stud! Scene 2: All the usual suspects frequent our casino, the Arab Sheikh and his randy royal brother take on the roulette wheel and the hospitality girl respectively. Both get fucked, albeit in different ways, and the latter is left drugged up and penniless as we discover the girl is part of a female trio of thieves, in town to scam the casino and its clientele. Scene 3: Frankie, the Pit Boss, is alerted to the Sheikh's misfortune leaving another of the scheming sirens to steal chips from the house as she seduces star croupier Black Jack at the card table. However, nothing gets past the eye in the sky and the careless temptress is caught on CCTV. Scene 4: Up in the office we find this has been an inside job and see the sultry casino boss exerting her power over a gorgeous employee who appears to be the ringleader of the swindling dupesters. She is challenged to 'cut the pack' and is faced with her freedom or the threat of physical force, namely a dildo in the hands of the sex crazed guv'nor. Scene 5: Back on the casino floor, Mr Turner has arrived to an empty house and is informed by the pit boss that although the tables are closed he's definitely getting lucky with Keira, a scorching hot brunette whose sticky fingers definitely didn't get that way from fleecing the punters. Wild Cards the movie is the winning hand for the last of the big spenders! Certificate 18 - UK Compatible - Run time: 117 min
Maids In Britain 2 Through Maid's In Britain 2: Maid To Pleasure we continue take a peek into the lives of six different maids and their outstanding efforts in the 'service industry', both domestic and public! Scene 1: The Mermaid Fishing, the one sport where man can truly be alone to play with nature and himself! Ah yes…. the man, his flies…. his rod! Will our master baiter make a big splash, will he reel in a bottom feeder or will Mother Nature reveal more than just a fishy tale! Cue cheesy line... Scene 2: The Tea Maid The tea maid is about to get an old-fashioned bollocking from Miss Management for dishing up a hot and steamy serving to one of the suits in the office. Once Miss Management has metered out her punishment, they will be dunking more than just their biscuits. That's for sure! Scene 3: The Milk Maid This poor housewife spends all daydreaming about getting away from it all. The strangest things can spark her off, and today she dreams of getting down and dirty at the dairy… Scene 4: The French Maid We see one young hopeful trying to make the French connection at the Eyeful academy of French maids. Under the watchful gaze of Monsieur Eyeful himself, she will learn how to become a boner-fied French Maid… Lets hope she pays attention, because he will spray 'zis only once! Scene 5: The Fair Maid In days of old, knights bold would try to win the hearts of fair maids in bouts of combat. With plenty of thrust and parry, these knights will fight to the death. Will this turn out to be a Knight-mare? Or will this faint tart be one fair lay? Certificate 18 - UK Compatible - Run time: 129 min
Sexposé! Dogging Welcome to the third instalment in our Sexposé Series - Sexposé Dogging; as our intrepid reporter Joe di Grecco lifts the bonnet on the fastest growing sex craze in the UK today. The dictionary's definition of 'dogging' is 'to pursue or follow like a dog' but that's where the similarity ends. Scene 1: Joe hooks up with a long time dogging enthusiast and one of the UK's top porn stars, aptly named Dirty Dog. The Dog guides us through the dos and don'ts for the wannabe dogger. With a flash headlight here an interior light there and rolled downed windows everywhere, we are in for a doggy treat as a girl who calls herself Jamie appears from the bushes and begins the dance of the doggers. Barely able to control himself, Dirty Dog slips his lead and bounds out the kennel and with another lucky punter cocks his leg all over her. Scene 2: That afternoon and unsurprisingly in the same county, (have you been to Surrey) Joe snoops out some more pedigree bitches. These ladies are not only enjoying taking their puppies for a walk but also each other's areas of outstanding natural beauty. Joe jumps in the front of the van for a chat but soon gets the brush off when he realises that girls are more interested in each others water bowls. Scene 3: A few days later and having arranged to meet Joe at another dogging spot, Dirty Dog arrives with his girlfriend Suzie. Our cameras capture the moment as a couple calling themselves Tony and Nicola arrive and express a desire to carry out some serious cross breeding. Clearly a big fan of Dirty Dog's work, this star struck couple roll willing onto their backs and get stuck into a serious bone fest. And who said you can't teach an old dog new tricks! Scene 4: On a beautiful summers day a car pulls up down a quiet country lane. A couple get out. Another car arrives! A spot of picnicking perhaps? More like.... welcome to the park and ride. Joe and his team are there for RELISH once again as they catalogue more filthy fuckers at it in the open. Disaster appears in the guise of a security guard who seems to take more umbrage with Joe and the camera crew than the sordid going ones around him! Having been convinced that the cameras are turned off, the guard sets about doing his rounds in the group and unleashes his rabid rod! Scene 5: Finally in another remote location our nervous crew find a young couple in an escort parked discreetly down a lane. After a quick chat, our cameras retreat to a safe distance. Unbeknown to the crew they have been followed by what is known in the trade as a piker or watcher. As the story unfolds, the piker pikes and the daggers dog. In the car, on the bonnet and round the back, the action is relentless and all the time the piker pikes! Sexposé: Dogging is the must see movie for all wannabe daggers and is the ultimate voyeuristic ride for all those who love the great outdoors! Certificate 18 - UK Compatible - Run time: 140 min
To The Manor Porn 2 Welcome back to ‘TO THE MANOR PORN’ where we continue to peek into the lives of those POSH KNOBS and CUNTS who inhabit the country. Meet Lord and Lady MOUSENTOUCHET that’s MUSN’T TOUCH IT to you and me, who are in a spot of financial bother! Scene 1: Lord and Lady MOUSENTOUCHET are doing everything possible to keep their heirlooms and possessions out of the hands of the bailiffs and whilst his lordship is getting used to the world of downsizing in his new Capri, Lady M is entertaining the bailiffs in the only way she knows. With the loss of the family tree too much to bare, she proffers up her own tidy garden in exchange for keeping the family jewels! Scene 2: Lord M is desperately trying to raise some cash but is having no luck. With no cash to pay his staff he has to start laying them, off that is. First up for the chop sorry cock is CLAUDIA, the housemaid who is a dab hand at dusting down the shelves and cleaning behind the foreskin. She waits to see what redundancy package is available, before giving her master’s old boy one last polishing while GILES, his lordship’s trusted chauffeur, takes her for one last ride round the back. Scene 3: Why go for the difficult brown when an easy pink is always available!! Lord M is playing snooker with his friend Simon who is offering a way out of his difficulties by putting an offer down on the manor but Lord M is not having it. He leaves to go and lick his wounds. Simon notices one of the stable hands through the window and calls her over. He reassures her that her job is safe and stresses that he doesn’t find her a distraction and to be less formal from now on and to call him master and not sir. Scene 4: Upstairs Downstairs. Old friend Lady Martha Muck has come to stay at the Manor to offer support to her friends in this difficult time. Martha goes up to her room to await Jeremy the young houseboy who is bringing up her bag. Poor old Jeremy he doesn’t stand a chance as this randy filly prepares to mount her ride! Scene 5: The Last Supper. Lord and Lady M and their friends Simon and Martha have gathered for one last hurrah. With no staff left his Lordship has prepared a final meal, Beans On Toast, much to the horror of the others. Out of politeness they try to eat but soon move onto each other for pudding leaving Lord M out in the cold. Clearly feeling left out he tries to make a last stand but with no cash and no friends left he is put out of his misery as Lady M gives him the red card for good! NOBLES OBLIGE! Certificate 18 - UK Compatible - Run time: 1 hours 30 min

World Cups There is nothing like the World Cup to get your pulses racing and your hearts thumping. This fact has not gone unduly noticed by Britain’s cheekiest porno company as we bring you our very own version of this celebrated event - "THE RELISH WORLD CUPS"!! From tight ball control, groin strains and keepy uppies to one on ones, penalty shootouts and dribbles in the boxes this movie is your definitive guide to porno footy... Scene 1: The Quarter Finals With England progressing well in the competition they have made it through to the quarter -finals where they will face the Czech Republic. Will the Czechs leave a gaping hole in their defences for the English to plunder or will they employ a tighter formation and put their big guns up front? Scene 2: The Physio Danny Boy, England’s star striker, has a groin strain and limps into to see the Physio. His chances of being fit for the next game begin to look up as the physio works the strain with her healing hands. In no time at all, Danny Boy is back up and on his feet and doing what he does best as he breaks down her defence and makes her net bulge! Scene 3: The Recording Studio / The Commentator No World Cup Campaign is complete without the Cheesy World Cup song. We catch up with Yasmin who is laying down tracks for One Step Ahead of the Game…but things are not going to plan. The engineer goes off to the pub and leaves Yasmin to contemplate on what to do to get her vocal juices flowing. Meanwhile back at pitch side Big Don is finishing his link to the studio. He has been working overtime and needs sustenance. Will he take his usual pie or will he have something saucier for his tea. Scene 4: The Semi-Finals It’s the game of the tournament so far… England against Brazil; but what’s this, the Brazilians are nowhere near ready to taking to the field. With England warming up on the pitch the Brazilians seem to be warming each other up. Will they be ready in time or will they be sent home packing or should be that be waxing? Scene 5: The Final England versus Germany in the Final and once again it has come down to the dreaded penalty shootout and the tension is unbearable! Can England finally beat the Germans in a penalty shootout and lift the world cup or will the Germans hold firm and continue to break English hearts! Certificate 18 - UK Compatible - Run time: 1 hours 30 min
Cocks And Throbbers Its crime licking time as Britain's naughtiest robbers, Pussy Cat and her trusty sidekick Mouse Hole are pursued by two bungling cocks Sergeants Spit and Roast. With more Dicks than Dock Green, this comic crime caper definitely has more slag than swag. Meanwhile, Pussy robs the local bigwig Iver Lotter-Knob displaying all her pussy skills. Using her feline spray, she traps Lotter-Knob in the bedroom and proceeds to lick him clean of all his valuables. She wipes her whiskers and leaves her calling card in a classic crime move called The Cat Flap. Roast interrogation and Pussy meows to cheer her up. After a saucer or two, Pussy tucks into Mouse Hole's crack putting the purr into perfect pussy. Desperate to bang-up Pussy, Lotter-Knob gives the Chief of Police a right old bollocking. When the Mayor pops by to try and appease Lotter-Knob, they decide to make sure that the Chief has got the point. The Chief reassures them both by claiming she has her best cocks on the case. Spit and Roast think they have trapped Pussy, but Mouse Hole squeaks in to turn the tables. By over powering Spit and Roast they defeat the two crime fighters leaving them in a right old sticky mess. Certificate 18 - UK Compatible - Run time: 113 min
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A and O Department by Anna Span Anna Span's Diary Series #7 After many frustrated years working for the National Health clinics, these buxom matrons started their very own private hospital to service the needy. Specialising in 'holistic' full body therapy, they promise to cure any ill with their no nonsense diagnoses, and their good old fashioned bedside manner. Staring Alicia Thodes, McKenzie Lee, Jana, Sahara, Dirty Dog, John, Cory Jazz, Alexis Silver, Jessica Vine, Kristoff, Danny, Mark Marais. Certificate 18 - UK Compatible - Run time: 104 min
Good Service by Anna Span Anna Span's Diary Series #4 What does one have to do to get a decent shag these days? Luckily Britain's hard working service industries are more than happy to lend a hand, mouth or whatever it takes to please. Watch them all here, giving their demanding customers a damn good service! Includes, Waitresses, Mechanics, Hair Dressers, Beauty Therapists and Travel Agents. Certificate 18 - UK Compatible - Run time: 104 min
Hoxton Honey by Anna Span Anna Span's Dairy Series #6 Porno films never seem to have treny people in them. Where are sexy model types you see in fashion magazines? Anna Span, Britain's first female porn director decided to hang out in London's trendy Hoxton area to catch the beautiful people going at it like animals in their own stylish pads. Starring, Sasha, Robert Dirty Dog, Tony Di Sergio, Michelle Banks, Steve Hooper, Mark Marais, Karen Wood, Avalon, Azura, Lucia. Certificate 18 - UK Compatible - Run time: 109 min
Pound a Punnet by Anna Span Anna Span's Diary Series #2 You'll never guess what London's girls do in their lunch hours! Anna Span, Britain's first female porn director cherry picks the best hard sex straight from the streets. Starring, Shelly, Karian Currie, Rebehhak Jordon, Vicky Valentine, Karina Clarke, Taylor Morgan, Karen Wood, Jerry Lee, Jo May, Amber. Certificate 18 - UK Compatible - Run time: 114 min
Toy With Me by Anna Span Anna Span's Diary Series #5 When women want playing with, they want it good and hard. Lots of skillful dildo action and eye contact. These five friends of Anna's are no exception - before they give their guys access to all areas, they first demand, 'Toy With Me'. Starring, Lynn Marais, Mark Marias, Susie Tamworth, Karen Wood, Mark Sloan, Tammy Lee, Rich James, Alex Foster, Azura, Kat. Certificate 18 - UK Compatible - Run time: 97 min
Uniform Behaviour by Anna Span Anna Span's Diary Series #3 Britain's hard working emergency services caught with their pants down! Often in groups of three or four. They'll do whatever the job requires to serve the public. Anna Span, Britain's first female porn director, brings you plenty of steamy sex and a lot of horny laughs. Starring, Teoni 19, Alica Rhodes, Alex, Tony De Sergio, Robert, Sarah, Alyssa, Steve Hooper, Lee Henshaw, Mark Sloan, Cat, Charlie, Dimitri, Mark, Candice Paris, James, Kirsty Green. Certificate 18 - UK Compatible - Run time: 113 min
Hand of the Law by Anna Span Anna Span's Diary Series #10 Sometimes even the police find abiding by the law a dificult task. The sex craved constables will do anything to get leg over poor unsuspecting members of the public. Starring: Jana, Johnny, Alexis Silver, Avalon, Steve Hooper, Susie Tamworth, Alex Foster, Michelle, Stefan Hard, Dirty Dog, Corey Jazz Certificate 18 - UK Compatible - Run time: 100 min
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102 Love Positions DVD 18 Take your lovemaking to the next level; experiment with an abundance of sexual positions for a varied sex life! Experiment, enjoy and have fun with this tantalisingly erotic DVD full of new exciting sexual positions for you and your lover to try out! Widen your experience of the art of sexual positions to give your lover the thrill and erotic variety of their life! Ideal for the adventurous lover or couples wishing to become more sexually aware! Experimentation for better sex! This is a Region 2 DVD. You need a multiregion DVD player to view this product. Certificate 18
Adult Stars Tell All You may have seen their videos but you have never seen them like this before! The hottest stars in the Adult business show you just what they’re good at as they demonstrate some steamy girl on girl action and then pleasure themselves purely for your delight. This is a Region 2DVD. You need a multiregion DVD player to view this product.
Erotic Seduction 18 DVD The art of teasing and pleasing in a box. Juli Ashton explores proven techniques of seduction with informative and highly arousing demonstrations by sexy real life couples. Six sexually explicit scenes illustrate the creativity and excitement that leads from erotic seduction to new sexual heights. Juli teaches and shows how to strip for your lover. Discover new ideas for spontaneous sex both indoors and outdoors, as well as new ways to seduce and be seduced. 18 Rated. This is a Region 2 DVD. You need a multi region DVD player to view this product.
Erotic Strip Dance Discover the art of seductive dance that works for every woman. Learn to strip your way to a better body image improve your sexual self confidence and feel like a sensual woman anytime you want. The easy to follow slow sensual dance moves, holistic body approach and seduction secrets turn every woman into an erotic sensual goddess. Find out how to walk tall, proud and with confidence in your personal and business life. Follow Staci as she learns stepbystep how to get and control her husband’s full attention and a lot more. Rated 18. This is a Region 2 DVD. You need a Region 2 DVD player or a multi region DVD player to view this product.
How To Reach The Ultimate Climax Discover sexual secrets that will help you achieve the ultimate climax! Passionate and satisfying sex will no longer be an elusive fantasy. Watch as gorgeous ladies (like Sharon Kane, Sunset Thomas and Charlie) demonstrate with lusty enthusiasm what it needs to bring your partner to an ecstatic climax. Explore a variety of carnal delights through a unique erotic journey that is guaranteed to spice up your sexlife! Runtime 100 minutes approx. Rated 18. This is a Region 2 DVD. You need a Region 2 DVD player or a multi region DVD player to view this product.
Love Around The House 18 DVD Love Around The House 18 DVD. With the help of sex expert Dr. Ava Cadell, Juli shows how to experience new sexual pleasures right at home. Three real life attractive couples move beyond the bedroom to discover a variety of creative uses for otherwise common household items found in any home. Discover new highly erotic opportunities in your kitchin, gym, living room, laundry room and other spots in your house. Includes new techniques for women and men. This is a Region 2 DVD. You need a multi region DVD player to view this product.
Love Toys 18 DVD Love Toys 18 DVD. This explicit guide explores creative ways of using toys and other objects to enhance a couple's sex life and bring more excitement to their lovemaking. Included are vaginal probes, clitoral vibrators and many other erotic devices for her and him. Juli and her friends demonstrate in explicit details the use of exciting toys and other common household items in various situations and locations both indoors and outdoors. A practical guide for beginners and experienced couples alike. This is a Region 2 DVD. You need a multi region DVD player to view this product.
No Boys Allowed 100% Girls 18 DVD Playboy went back into the film vault to bring you the hottest girlgirl action ever recorded! It's all girls, just girls and only girls in the wildest scenes of women seducing women. Join Julie Lynn Cialini and Carrie Westcott along with their gorgeous girlfriends as they share with you and each other their most sizzling and seductive moments. This is a Region 2 DVD. You need a multiregion DVD player to view this product.
Pamela Anderson Centrefold You guy's drooled over her in Baywatch, now you can see her in all her luscious glory! Keep those hands by your sides as you follow gorgeous sex babe Pamela Anderson as she melts the ice of a snowy winter wonderland, steams up the elevator, and cools down in a high-tech water extravaganza! Drool and gasp then get to work guys as you eye Pamela's gorgeous body and boobs! Sensuous Celebrity centrefold!
Passionate Partnership DVD 18 Is your partnership beginning to wane in the passion department, are you in need of a little boost to your sexual playtime? This is the Passionate Partnerships DVD starring Michelle Thorn and Pete Mogridge; watch and learn how to make your partnership more passionate and widen your sexual knowledge to enhance your passion. Whether you are a beginner at sexual experimentation or just looking to put the passion back into your love life, this is the DVD for you. Enhancing partnerships with passion! This is a Region 2 DVD. You need a multiregion DVD player to view this product. Certificate 18
Pirates 18 DVD From the award winning director Joone comes this electrifying swash buckling sexy adventure that takes you on a humorous and mystical journey through haunted seas and deep into the abyss of our most lustful desires. Featuring the biggest names in the Adult industry, Jesse Jane, Carmen Luvana, Devon and Jenaveve Jolie. This is the film that will shiver your timbers and bring new meaning to 'Jolly Rodger'. 'Pirates has a high production value and has been designed to appeal to both women and men' - NY Times. Rated 18. This is a Region 2 DVD. You need a Region 2 DVD player or a multiregion DVD player to view this product.
Sex Under Hot Lights 18 DVD Playboy at its hottest ever! The adult industry's biggest stars get too hot to handle as they show you how it really works in their favourite handson business. Experience intimate revealing interviews as each gorgeous girl talks openly and honestly about their big breaks and the best parts of their jobs their fame and how they like their sex. From men and women, oral to anal it's clear that these party girls love what they do and are hungry for more! Once the talking's over they get down and dirty showing us the real action on set and behind the scenes of the adult movies that made them the women they are today. Sex Under Hot Lights get ready to sweat! This is a Region 2 DVD. You need a multiregion DVD player to view this product.

Sexual Fitness 18 DVD Keeping those important bits fit can be fun. Sex and fitness are related. See how to exercise the right muscles to develop flexibility and endurance for enhanced intimacy and sexual pleasure. Learn which muscle groups to strengthen for specific sexual positions. Join three attractive couples as they demonstrate how you and your partner can exercise together in this easy to follow erotic workout. Experience erotic exercises in various parts of the home, including beautifully shot underwater exercises in the pool. This is a Region 2DVD. You need a multi region DVD player to view this product.
Swinging Swinging. This is a Region 2 DVD. You need a multiregion DVD player to view this product.
The Art of Kama Sutra The Art of Kama Sutra. Discover the secrets and learn amazing array of sexual positions using the inspiration of the ancient Kama Sutra. Try standing, or kneeling or sitting positions to bring out the passion in your lovemaking. Learn how to give and get control in your sexual encounters. Experimentation - with different positions, different locations, and different times of day - is one of the secrets to great sex. Learn about sensual touch and sexual massage. Find out what women and men really want in bed and beyond. Watch how attractive real life couples demonstrate explicit oral sex, new sensual positions and G-Spot stimulation. This is a Region 2 DVD. You need a multi region DVD player to view this product.
The New Kamasutra DVD 18 Enhance your art of lovemaking to make your sexual adventure that much pleasurable! Watch, listen, learn, and be aroused as two couples show you their experiences as they go through the Indian art of love. Gain the knowledge of how to experience super erotic sex and powerful orgasms from watching this superbly erotic 18 rated DVD. Dont be lacking in the intimacies of Kama Sutra, enjoy the fulfilling desire of the range of sexual positions available for experimentation in The New Kamasutra! What positions will you attain! This is a Region 2 DVD. You need a multiregion DVD player to view this product. Certificate 18.
Ultimate Sexual Massage 18 DVD Take your partner to the ultimate sexual heaven by delivering the most sensual and erotic massage of all times. Rated 18. This program begins where other massage programs leave off. Follow Tina and Al as they learn from an experienced couple how to attain new heights of sensual and sexual pleasure. Master erotic massage techniques that will improve intimacy in your relationship. Locate and stimulate the G-Spot, and completely awaken all the senses. This is a Region 2 DVD. You need a multi region DVD player to view this product.
Wet & Wild Slippery When Wet 18 DVD Imagine the sexiest women in the world in the wettest and wildest scenarios possible and you have Wet & Wild Slippery When Wet. From champagne showers to pool parties and love on a waterbed to late night skinnydipping, your hottest wettest fantasies to enjoy time and time again. This is a Region 2 DVD. You need a multiregion DVD player to view this product.
What Women Want 18 DVD Does HE know what SHE needs Fit models plenty of action and some education. Sexually experienced women reveal what's attractive in a man and what they really want in their sex life. Real life couples explicitly show how to fulfill a woman's most intimate desires. Experience new lessons in romance while eliciting deeper emotion through proven sexual techniques. Learn how to pamper and nurture her how to enjoy letting her take control and how to mutually stimulate each other’s body and soul. What's really attractive in a man How to get what you want Techniques that work every time Sex in public places How to give her great orgasm. This is a Region 2 DVD. You need a multiregion DVD player to view this product. Certificate 18
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